Black metal sayings?

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Most of these are just "black" metal sayings for n00bies. I'm the most kvlt and grim out of all of you.
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I have 666 CD's, all written upon by the blood of Satan himself and/or burned in the furnaces of Hell.
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Each one of them are the only known copies to exist.
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665 of them are so black you can't even see them, because they transcend and make void every known spectrum of color and non color both.

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Except for my Backstreet Boys CD, which is a dark hue of midnight blue.