Janina
Pure Maiden Of Finland
"Your eyes are like two stars, maybe they're not as bright, but as far apart" 
That was the best one I could think about now...
That was the best one I could think about now...
best phrases and sayings!
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Viva Lonliness!
"Nice shoes....wanna fuck?"
My friend once used this pickup line:
"Hey, wanna make love to me on the grass like a crazy polecat?"
My friend once used this pickup line:
"Hey, wanna make love to me on the grass like a crazy polecat?"
Here you go guys,after reading this you will hopefully understand women... 
*~WOMEN'S ENGLISH~*
"Maybe" = No or yes depending on how its said.
"Uh-huh" = Yes but can't be bothered to actually say it.
"Can do" = Yes.
"If you want" = Yes.
"Shhh" = Yes.
"Not really" = No.
"Grrr" = No.
"Aaaaawwwww" = Yes give me more attention, I want more!
"You can do ____ if you want" = I want to do ____.
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure.......... go ahead" = I don't want you to.
"Mmmmm" = I like it.
"Hmmmm" = I'm not impressed.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead.
"You're so......manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"Hang the picture there" = NO, I mean hang it there!
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
"I'm not yelling!" = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
I just can't get enough of these...
*~WOMEN'S ENGLISH~*
"Maybe" = No or yes depending on how its said.
"Uh-huh" = Yes but can't be bothered to actually say it.
"Can do" = Yes.
"If you want" = Yes.
"Shhh" = Yes.
"Not really" = No.
"Grrr" = No.
"Aaaaawwwww" = Yes give me more attention, I want more!
"You can do ____ if you want" = I want to do ____.
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure.......... go ahead" = I don't want you to.
"Mmmmm" = I like it.
"Hmmmm" = I'm not impressed.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead.
"You're so......manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"Hang the picture there" = NO, I mean hang it there!
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
"I'm not yelling!" = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
I just can't get enough of these...Light travels faster than sounds, that's why people seem bright until you hear them.
Happiness is the only thing that doubles when shared.
When you're arguing with an idiot, chances are that he's doing just the same.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
That's a few..
-towo
Happiness is the only thing that doubles when shared.
When you're arguing with an idiot, chances are that he's doing just the same.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
That's a few..
-towo
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
"Em chuva de caralho, pega logo o menor e enfia, senão o maior pode sobrar pra você"
Já dizia meu avô aeuhaeuheauheaueauh
Já dizia meu avô aeuhaeuheauheaueauh
BurningAngel
Itsemurhakanditaatti
dawnghost
Borderline
hahahahaha check this out:
"The aim and final reason of all music should be nothing else but the glory of God and the refreshment of the spirit." - J.S. Bach
I guess we wouldn't see the greatest classical composer of all time (IMHO of course) approving Children of Bodom eh? according to Scythes of Bodom:
"In the song 'The Nail' is a part from Bach's 'Toccata in D-minor' somewhere before 2:00"
hahahahaha brilliant!
"The aim and final reason of all music should be nothing else but the glory of God and the refreshment of the spirit." - J.S. Bach
I guess we wouldn't see the greatest classical composer of all time (IMHO of course) approving Children of Bodom eh? according to Scythes of Bodom:"In the song 'The Nail' is a part from Bach's 'Toccata in D-minor' somewhere before 2:00"
hahahahaha brilliant!
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
Raistlin1980
And justice for some
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