Best Reign in Acai rants

[NAD]

Anything involving asian food/sex antics were my favorite.

 

[Reign in Acai]

So there were these two really fucking drunkass black kids on the bus this morning, threatening other passengers, smoking on the bus, slamming their bottle of booze (Bacardi Limon, how fuckin gangsta) on the windows, and generally being dipshits while I was trying to catch a nap before work. I thought of RIA.

I would have probably told those fuckers to fuck off and die. I remember one time I was walking on Wilshire Blvd. w/ a lady friend and a car full of 4 of the ugliest baboons you have ever seen pull up in a gallow on four wheels and hit me up for something stupid. (I believe I had long hair at the time) I told negro number 1 to go fuck his mother, which promptly resulted in turning his smile upside down. He gets out of the car like is about to do something, I was prepared for a 4 on 1 saharian sock-a-rama with these entities who all had a reach advantage of a foot and a half on me. Nothing came of it, as gangster faggots are fucking pussies who couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag. Oh fuck, bring home the troops and put them up against the real terrorists, these abortions gone awry who are tearing up our streets.

I've seriously been depressed lately from the fact that their kind is successfully breeding at rates in which mother nature can not quell. Sickle Cell is not an efficient form of crime reduction, euthanizing these rubber armed apes is the only solution!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! What a mess... What a fucking mess.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I was prepared for a 4 on 1 saharian sock-a-rama with these entities who all had a reach advantage of a foot and a half on me.

LMFAO!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

"In and out, In and Out, with rapid fire precision double bass thrusts, he plundered my sashimi...That's all I remember."

^^my favorite part of all the tila posts

 

[Guthrum]

Sickle Cell is not an efficient form of crime reduction, euthanizing these rubber armed apes is the only solution!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! What a mess... What a fucking mess.

 

[wildfyr]

What a bunch of queer, rainbow flag toting titmouses you all are. The only way any of you would be able to get laid, is if you resorted to the vile act of homosexuality. (But only with each other, as real fags are into hygiene) But, on the bright side...Homosexuality would prevent any possibility of procreating. Preventing generations of disproportionately dimwitted dignataries of dicklicking to carry the tea bagged banner into another century. So you have now decided to all come out of the proverbially closet. Thankfully we have an old school metal head like Deron. Who isn't into any of that arm flailing faggotry in which you exhibit. So be off my wayward (cross that) "gayward" sons...Be off to your board of chippendale fantasies. Where Iandork can get an off balance lip piercing and prove his metalcore proclivity to his peers of sexually depraved nitz's. So to all the fags...Azogue, IanNerd, DE, and everyone not worth a mention. Have a great one! You'll be missed like a cyst!

c. Dec 2004 - the post that took down SOT?

 

[Reign in Acai]

I didn't learn what a comma was until 2005.

 

[Demilich]

Found it. The war begins on Page 2...

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/royal-carnage/235250-ok-get-here.html?highlight=chapped

This thread is pretty funny

I like titfucking because I'm wired incorrectly.

 

[lurch70]

here's something to fuel you Jerry

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/01/07/cake.irpt/index.html