bidding in the dying seconds of an eBay auction is so much fun

I usually dont care enough to bid maniaclly for the last few seconds, most of the time I just place a max bid and forget about it. On some rare items though I have fought tooth and nail into the dying seconds for victory.
 
"Jaykeeley" is becoming one of my most commonly used verbs...

"Just wait for it to get to a few seconds and Jaykeeley that motherfucker!"
"What the fuck is Jaykeeley"
"Jaykeeley, Verb, The act of being a total cocksucker and stealing an internet auction away in the dying seconds."
"That makes no sense!"
"Does it have to?"
"I guess not..."
"Thats right bitch... now submit to my every desire. I'm gonna Jaykeeley your innocence, if ya know what I mean!"
"As you wish, Lord and Master Eric."
 
I should start using Jaykeeley as a verb

It would be a far better introduction into the English lexicon than say other modern day words like persay... bling.