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Teh Grimace

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What's the longest song/band/album name in the entire universe?

Like, really long. And you gotta back it up with some sort of documention, it cant just be some shit you made up.

I remember once reading the back of a Bal Sagoth e.p., and there was one particular song title that read like a lyric sheet... like 3 lines long, it was horrible.

If anybody can name that song, you automatically win the thread.

Discuss.
 
The longest band name I know of:Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Longest song name I know of: The Meads of Asphodel - On Graven Images I Glide Beyond the Monstrous Gates of Pandemonium to Face the Baptized Warriors of Yahweh in the Skull Littered Plain of Esdraelon
ALbum title: No idea.
 
It's not metal, but the longest album title is one by Fiona Apple and is, quite literally, a full poem. If I find it, I'll post it.

EDIT: The full title is:
*deep breath*
When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right.
 
"The Dark Liege Of Chaos Is Unleashed At The Ensorcelled Shrine Of A`zura Kai (the Splendour Of A Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon Of The Hyperborean Empire Part Ii) "

Battlemagic, 1998.

"And Lo, When The Imperium Marches Against Cul-kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud The Citadel Of The Obsidian Crown "

"Starfire..." 1996