WHATS UP GUYS? I KNOW YOU ALL THINK I'M A BUTTSTAIN BUT I THINK WE SHARE A SPECIAL BOND. SINCE YOU ALL ARE LIKE PARENTAL FIGURES TO ME I THOUGHT I COULD COME TO YOU FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL. NOW THAT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE BEEN KISSING EACHOTHERS GENTITALS FOR A WHILE I DECIDED THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW SOME OF THE BASICS JUST IN CASE.
AND DONT YOU GUYS TRICK ME INTO DOING IT WRONG. IF ITS ANYTHING LIKE RIDING A BIKE OR WIPING YOUR ASS I'LL GET THE HANG OF IT IN A FEW WEEKS.
I'M BIFF AND I'M OUT OF HERE...
I'M BIFF AND I'M OUT OF HERE...
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
First, take a deep breath. Blow into the airhole as hard as you can. Repeat this until she is completely blown up. Put a t-shirt of somebody famous like Natalie Portman so you have an image of a person while you are humping. Now find the hole, insert the penis there. There may be chaffing after you are through, but of course you bought it so you should already know the risks involved.
QuothTheRaven
I see dumb people
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
By the way, if you take a look at your post you will notice that the letters are all capitalized. Now, there are some people on this board who may become very angry at you for this so I am going to be nice and help you out with this problem. So, what you need to do is first find the key on your keyboard that says Caps Lock. Have you found it, if so good, if not then it is beside the A key. Now, take your left index finger. Have you found your left index finger, if not then it is the first finger closest to your thumb on your left hand which is on your left arm. Now take this finger and lower it onto the Caps Lock key. Apply presure downward. Now raise your finger off of the Caps Lock key. Very good. Your problem is now solved and your life as been saved by me.
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
I confused. I thought sex involved my 2 inch pee-pee and my fingers. now my cousin Irmgaard tells me it involves something called "muff diving". will I need a snorkle?
MY FRIEND BIFF SAYS THAT HE WILL TEACH ME ALL THE SEX SECRETS OF THE ORIENT, LIKE KNOB KNIBBLING, POLE POLISHING, AND SOMETHING HE CALLS "HIDE THE SALAMI". HE SAYS IT WILL ONLY HURT FOR A MINUTE.
WILL YOU HELP US, FAMOUSAMOSWILLKILLYOU. HE SAYS WE NEED A GURL WITH US TO HELP WITH THE ROPES AND PULLEYS.
WILL YOU HELP US, FAMOUSAMOSWILLKILLYOU. HE SAYS WE NEED A GURL WITH US TO HELP WITH THE ROPES AND PULLEYS.
Weapon X
Raised to be Lowered
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
you mustnt forget to sing to the beat.
first you stick it in
then you take it out
and then you stick it in
and you shake it all about
you do the ????? ?????
and you turn yorself around
and thats what its all about.
This works for all kinds of relationships.
first you stick it in
then you take it out
and then you stick it in
and you shake it all about
you do the ????? ?????
and you turn yorself around
and thats what its all about.
This works for all kinds of relationships.
Black Winter Day
Member
Damn you all sound like a bunch of 13 year old retards.
That's not necessarily a bad thing though.
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DETHMETAL
That's not necessarily a bad thing though.
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DETHMETAL
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
*slaps Famous Amos out of the corner and takes it for herself*
man,I promised I wouldn't post on this creepy,lame-ass thread...who is this biff person,anyway...that sounds like the name of some homosexual male who spends all of his time at a gym...spotting the crotches of other males...
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
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