Birds And Bees

damn. maybe we should start a sex education class, or everyone chip in a little bit and we buy biff a hooker. lol

biff:hey baby, wanna wrestle?
hooker: (sigh) .......yeah
biff: alrighty, here comes the meat
hooker: ummmmm where at?
biff: right here u *)()(^#(%
hooker: uh biff, thats a vagina
 
biff: (turning lights out to create an ambience) hey baby, I've got something for you.
hooker: (sigh) okay hun, let's get this over with...
biff: (slips his throbbing love missle into her hand) here, babe!
hooker: no thanks, I don't smoke....
 
Biff: OH, YOU BETTER BE READY FOR THIS (he speaks in all caps too)
Hooker: oh.....I......just.......can't.........wait.............
*Biff hands her a strap on and bends over*
Biff: OPPS, I DROPED THE SOAP!
Hooker:????????
 
OKAY THIS IS MC RUSTED WITH MY FRIEND DJ MASTERBIFFER, COMING TO ALLYOU PLAYAS IN NEVERMORE BOARD! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF MY RAP, BIFF SAYS THIS IS THE WAY TO GET LOTS OF SKANK HOES.

KICK IT!
AS THE SUN GOES DOWN AND MY GAME GETS BIGGA
HOW MANY BITCHES WANNA FUCK THIS WIGGA
GOT A HAND ON MY DICK AND A HAND ON MY GLOCK
SLIDE MY DICK IN AND OUT OF MY FRIENDS GYM SOCK
CRUISING THROUGH THE HOOD DRINKIN CHEAP MALT LICKA
DIS ME ONCE AND I'LL KILL YOU QUICKA

YOYOYOYOYOYO DAMASCUS, WHAT UP HOMIEZ!
(BIFF SAYS TO ADDRESS YOUR AUDIENCE, RIGHT NOW THERE ARE THIRTEEN TARDS FROM MY SHORT BUS IN MY BACK YARD LISTENING TO US!!! THIS IS THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE MY POSSE SCANS THE AUDIENCE FOR CUTE TARDATED CHICKS TO LET BACKSTAGE FOR OUR AFTERPARTY IN MY DAD'S GARAGE!!!)

I THINK OF NDD, CTTHRASH AND NEON AT NIGHT
I LOVE HOT BITCHES AND LETS TURN OUT THE LIGHT
WAKE UP WITH THE SHEETS ALL TANGLED AND STICKY
MY MOM SAYS ITS NORMAL WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIL DICKY
I'M MC RUSTED KING OF THE HOOD AND I SAY
I'LL BUST A CAP IN THE ASS OF BLACK WINTER DAY!

YO YO YO ETC ETC
 
This thread is scary...I'm pretty sure that I was refernced to in the rap-thing up there,along with ct thrash...
NDD,neon?It's either dreaming neon darkspot or DND,get it right,you retarded wanker fuck!
 
I'm not logged in because I refuse to be associated with this thread.

What do you mean by "PEDOPHILE!!!" DND?