Black Metal and Hipsters

Animal Collective tickets sold out in 15 seconds. Gonna blog my rage at an adjacent cafe after checking in on 4 Square.
 
Do you lads have food trucks in your neck of the woods? Gourmet food trucks have become all the rave in the favela of my dismay. One in particular features grilled fucking cheese sandwiches. I drove by it inadvertently today, only to see 40-50 unemployed hipsters waiting in line for Kraft's singles on Rye. This wouldn't be all that idiotic, had these been mere locals grabbing a bite to eat on their lunch break. But these hipster fucks actually follow food truck blogs/facebook pages to be on the cutting edge of roach coach creativity.
 
I couldn't agree with you more if I wanted to. The only thing I might add is that a married hot mom is better than an unmarried hot mom. There's just something so fucking great about a woman that is a mother, completely unattainable (in theory) and dirty (hopefully). Gosh. I love hot moms.

haha I never saw this post. I'd agree with your assessment regarding the married hot mom. Unmarried can sometimes come across as a little desperate (can you fucking blame them?).

None of this is to say I wouldn't take Alina out for Sunday brunch....if she asked me first.
 
I live so deep in the heart of cougarville I feel like I can actually recognize individual plastic surgeons based on the slight nuances of the liposuction, breast implants and Botox techniques they utilize. The statistical likelihood in this place that you could bang a hot co-ed and then later end up with her hot mom within a three month period borders on ludicrous. And awesome.