BLACK METAL MAKES PEOPLE SEXY

[Captain Beard]

Sard.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

HOLY SHIT! THATS OLD

Last Modified: February 9, 2004, 9:04:45 PM

 

[Super Mahrio]

ok, I'll start, presenting my evidence one case at a time.

Exhibit A:

Behold this case: super sexy Max and Cora, not black metal listeners (at this point). Now see this faggot at the bottom named Nico. He's not sexy. See Abbath. He's not sexy either. Point = 1 for the against theory.

hahahaha i remember that!

 

[bLAhK M3TuL]

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[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

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[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

More like John Varvatos makes people sexy.

 

[azal]

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Jace_Mereel]

His wiggly's stickin' out of his pants. :zombie:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

way to state the obvious.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Only an oblivious dumb redneck would refer to it as a "wiggly".

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Only an oblivious dumb redneck would refer to it as a "wiggly".

Hmm, you're a friendly one. I don't enjoy the more popular terms for it. My heritage as nothing to do with it. This time.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

try "membrum virile"

 

[flying_whale]

what about

 

[Calamitas1786]

you call yours a ROOSTER!!!!????

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I call mine "t&#242; p&#233;os"

 

[Calamitas1786]

I call my penis Waldo, because girls always ask where it is.........

 

[MajestikMøøse]

lolz

 

[Metal head87]

I hear that Satyr gets lots of pussy.

Quorthon (RIP) was the pimp of black metal, as legend has it.

I call my penis Rosie, since it is fat and gets turned on by women's naughty places..

 

[flying_whale]

i call mine jesus, cause it gets nailed on the cross!