bloodbath cage match

[Luz]

Mmmm, shut the fuck up Brian!
The Almighty is teh toughest.
Period.

Btw, what was your vote, then?

prob. renske, he appears to be the biggest. when it's dudes fighting it doesn't matter who your fav. musician is, haha, it's who is the toughest.

 

[Kenneth R.]

Swanö comes out with artillary and various items from his basement, his brother, and his never ending stream of old demos. these all obliterate the entire ring.

 

[Luz]

^Mmmm, you sir are fucking wrong. But you have the right of having an opinion
But I still think you're wrong. Bwahahaha!


'The Almighty' will eat Swanö for breakfast ...and dinner.

 

[TrailofDeath]

Swano is such a badass....

 

[cthulufhtagn]

shouldn't have mentioned this poll to the opeth crowd

 

[Jinn]

this isn't hard.

Blakkheim would buzt out hiz wikked pointy Nazi guitar and Deztroy everyone with it.

Also, see above pic.

 

[Demilich]

Akerfeldt's too flowery, he'd have to bring in his Uruguayan backup!

 

[TrailofDeath]

I couldn't see Ackerfeldt doing any fighting. Or the rest of Opeth for that matter. They're just way too laid back. So all Ackerfeldt votes are now OBSOLETE!

 

[Blackened Rainbow]

of course mike

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I couldn't see Ackerfeldt doing any fighting. Or the rest of Opeth for that matter. They're just way too laid back. So all Ackerfeldt votes are now OBSOLETE!

*Åkerfeldt

 

[TrailofDeath]

haha

 

[cthulufhtagn]

no love for axenrot, evidently

 

[Luz]

^

 

[One Winged Angel]

It's RENKSE god damnit.

And the obvious order of carnage would be as follows:

1. Blakkheim (have you seen those big guns of his?)
2. Renkse (he probably outweighs them all, what a juggernaught!)
3. Axenrot (because he's proabably less tame and more evil than the rest)
4. Tagtgren (while a beast, hes kind of scrawny)

The 2 left are wussies. And it's probably worth mentioning that Tagtgren would destroy Åkerfeldt, but you already knew that.

 

[mylovedenied]

Akerfeldt would simply descend from the heavens, then get his Father (AKA God) to kill everyone else and win. He would then ressurect them so they could still make music.

 

[Luz]

^Åye!!!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

*bump*

c'maaaaaaaaaaahhhhn.

 

[deliverance]

haha, such a dumb thread though dude

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

You are all fools! Axenrot would crush skulls with his mighty drumsticks! Haha!

 

[Skaldir]

I'm a bit Swanö fan, but I think when it would come to a match, Axenrot would beat everyone. Just listen to his blasting. Bastard son of GGGGOOOOOODDD ratatatatatatatatatatat