Boredom, bum bum bum!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

If you are paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel breaks, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house?






None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

 

[Will Bozarth]

that is THE greatest joke in the world!!! may i use it?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

go ahead!

 

[Will Bozarth]

that shall be used at the next Distorted Mind show

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haha great

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Greatest joke ever. Almost.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

the greatest joke ever is...
There are these 2 muffins in an oven... one says "Oo its getting kinda toasty in here" and the other one yells "Holy shit a talking muffin!!"

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

That is the best joke/riddle in the history of mankind. I salute you Wolftribe.

*Does lemon club salute*

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh, now i am cool

 

[Troyanasy]

Self Immulation - can never purify

Is the best string of letters ...best lyric I have heard in years

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hey, don't be postin dat shizzaz in dis here thread, you front?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hey Wolftribe, Stealer isn't cool. She thinks Opeth suck. Dumbass.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

So a little boy is riding his new bike really fast. A police officer on a horse stops him and says, "That's a nice bike, kid. Did Santa give it to you?"

"Yes," the little boy says.

"Well next time tell Santa to give you a slower bike," the cop says, and gives the boy a speeding ticket.

The boy's pretty pissed. He turns to the cop and says, "That's a nice horse. Did Santa give it to you?"

"Umm, yeah."

"Well next time tell Santa to give you a horse with the dick under it."

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeah thats stupid. What an assneck. I mean, Dumbass.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Listen to opeeeeeeeeeeth

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Okay, that joke saved her from being an assneck, ah, I mean assface, ah, I mean dumbass.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

barely

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hmmm i am going to go do something else, later all you assnecks

 

[Will Bozarth]