Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
So one day a man was walking down a street, and he saw a ladder going up a very tall building. He was very bored, so he climbed it.
At the first landing there was a fat, ugly, naked woman. She said "Take me now or climb the to success." He decided to keep climbing.
On the next landing there was a naked woman who was not ugly and fat, but still not very pretty. She as well said "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." He kept going.
Next there was a pretty good looking naked woman. She said "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." He climbed on.
On the next landing there was an extremely hot naked woman. She also said "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." The man thought "The women keep getting sexier, so I should just keep going."
On the landing above that, there was an extremely fat, ugly, hairy, sweaty, naked man. The first man said "Who the hell are you?"
The naked man replied, "Hi, I'm Cess."
This joke works better when you speak it.
At the first landing there was a fat, ugly, naked woman. She said "Take me now or climb the to success." He decided to keep climbing.
On the next landing there was a naked woman who was not ugly and fat, but still not very pretty. She as well said "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." He kept going.
Next there was a pretty good looking naked woman. She said "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." He climbed on.
On the next landing there was an extremely hot naked woman. She also said "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." The man thought "The women keep getting sexier, so I should just keep going."
On the landing above that, there was an extremely fat, ugly, hairy, sweaty, naked man. The first man said "Who the hell are you?"
The naked man replied, "Hi, I'm Cess."
This joke works better when you speak it.
