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[KoichCPA]

What do you hate the most?

If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be?

How are you going to die?

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose?

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman?

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess?

Are Mesh shirts cool?

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags?

Home and away or Neighbours?

Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia?

 

[KoichCPA]

What do you hate the most?
People who talk on mobile phones on the bus, really loudly and foreign languages.

Also, wogs.

If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be? Blitzy or Spawn, possibly spiff.

How are you going to die? In a brewery related accident, involving me, Delta Goodrem, a bottle of lube and lots of screaming.

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose? Iron Maiden, so I could kill nicko, then they could have a proper drummer.

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman?
An ewok, wicket is the shiznit.

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess? I think Baby John would just beat Alf, narrowly.

Are Mesh shirts cool? NO

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags? YES

Home and away or Neighbours? Both, but Home and away more so.

Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia? Damn straight I will.

 

[Spiff]

I like surveys.

What do you hate the most?

People whose opinions differ to mine. FOOLS!!

If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be?

Mark, because I know I can get away with it.

How are you going to die?

My family history suggests it'll be a heart attack. Or cancer. Maybe heart cancer?

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose?

I'll go for the cash. I'd probably get sick of Maiden after a week or so.

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman?

Coleman!!

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess?

Alf. THE MAN.

Are Mesh shirts cool?

Hell no!

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags?

Yes. Yes I do.

Home and away or Neighbours?

Neighbours.

Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia?

If you wish hard enough and love long enough, anything's possible.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

- What do you hate the most? - My job... upside is that I'm only there another 4 days

- If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be? - You, Lord Tim or the Pimp Neonblack... but I'd probably air-swing straight over your heads!

- How are you going to die? - Choking on someone elses vomit

- If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose? - The money!

- Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman? - Ewok... I'm already hairy enough!

- Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess? - Alf would shout him down in 5 seconds flat!!!

- Are Mesh shirts cool? - No fucking way

- Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags? - Pretty much

- Home and away or Neighbours? - Neighbours I suppose, don't watch either

- Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia? - Yeah... right after I fart my way to the moon!

 

[Bucko]

What do you hate the most?- How when you eat peanuts they get stuck between your teeth.......


If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be? - My self for not being able to go to Dungeon last Saturday.........

How are you going to die? Sitting at this keyboard answering another survey..........

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose? Cash , pay them 2MILL for a gig in my back yard for a weekend..........

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman? Is'nt gary coleman a ewok ......neither

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess? Alf he call him a mongeral and rip off his mo ........

Are Mesh shirts cool? - Yes in Canberra they are .........Hot in Cairns

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags? Nar roll me own I do..........

Home and away or Neighbours? Home

Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia? Who me ? or who posted this survey ..... Yaeh why not , you got the fishnets
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[Winmar]

-What do you hate the most?

The Australian government.

- If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be?

Umm....errrr....nobody at this stage!

- How are you going to die?

Heart attack after a St Kilda grand final win.

- If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose?

Send me the money.

- Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman?

An ewok. They're taller.

- Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess?

Alf, the big man.

- Are Mesh shirts cool?

No, they're fucking gay.

- Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags?

Sounds pretty right to me.

- Home and away or Neighbours?

Both are fucking gay.

- Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia?

To quote DravenMist, "ANYONE to replace the fucking midget cunt we have now...".

 

[KoichCPA]

-ANYONE to replace the fucking midget cunt we have now...

But do you really want another one?

 

[spawn]

What do you hate the most?

* People who DONT stay on their side of the f**king seat on public transport.

If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be?

* Probably Troops to be honest, I just feel like he needs it. Nice guy, but a bit loopy, so maybe a punch will snap him out of this tiny little glam phase he has been going through for the last 5 years or so

How are you going to die?

* After having led the human resistance to victory against the machines, ill retire with a hot woman and bask in the adoration of the world until I die of old age.

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose?

* The money, then you could just pay for IM to tour every week. What a silly question.

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman?

* Ewok. They can bring down a multi planetary defense system, beat Stormtroopers, and you know they can party like motherf**kers judging by the drunken melee that broke out after the Death Star blew up.

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess?

* Alf Stewart, Burgo is the most hated man in Australia since he stiffed that poor guy out of the car on Catchphrase.

Are Mesh shirts cool?

* If they annoy Koichi this much, hell yes

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags?

* No, fishnet is wider, you couldnt catch a small fish with fishnet for instance, so what good is it? If you went camping and got lost, a mesh top could save you.

Home and away or Neighbours?

* Neighbours

Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia?

* If you do, I think our voting organisation needs to look carefully at bringing in some sort of law where people must prove their sex before being enrolled. Or you could wear a mesh top, that might confuse them long enough for you to turn Parliament House into a glam inspired drunken realm of sex and debauchery. With added porn. If you go for that sort of thing?

 

[Goreripper]

What do you hate the most? - Drivers. They all suck. Even me.

If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be? - spawn. But I'd need longer arms.

How are you going to die? - In a bizarre sex accident involving handcuffs and rubber tubing

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose? - God, the money of course. Then I could build an elaborate entertainment complex and tour anyone I chose.

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman? - An ewok. They get to party with rogue princesses and space pirates. How could would that be?

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess? - Alf.

Are Mesh shirts cool? - Nope

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags? - Yeah

Home and away or Neighbours? - Neighbours

Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia? - If Arnie can be governor of California, why not?

 

[mattt]

What do you hate the most?

People who bitch about the Australian government, who would you rather, John Howard or Simon Crean?? Ill have Johnny thanks very much. and Mobile phone ringtones, they are so annoying

If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be?

myself (i have a real self-esteem issue)

How are you going to die?

probably in a car crash. Lots of people die in car crashes, why wouldn't it be me?

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose?

The money, id just go check out the Maiden concerts all around the world.

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman?

Gary Coleman

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess?

Flamin' Alf

Are Mesh shirts cool?

Well not on me

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags?

haha, possibly

Home and away or Neighbours?

E-Street

Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia?

Yes

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

What do you hate the most? Things getting in the way of my lazy lifestyle.

If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be? Have to be Spawn, all in the name os self defence because he wants to punch me haha. Like he said about me actually, I think he's a cool guy, but a bit of a fruitloop at times (Slayer better than Megadeth? Bon Jovi heavier than Poison? The man's a maniac!)

How are you going to die? I'm gonna live in fame and die in flames, I'm never gettin' old.

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose? Defintely the money. Sick of being broke. Plus, then I could pay Kiss more than they have earned in their entire career to reunite with Eric Singer and Bruce Kulick, remove the makeup, hire Vinnie Vincent as their main songwriter, and pick up where Revenge left off. I could also bribe the original Invasion lineup to reunite and tour Australia constantly in full glam gear and record an album every year that sounds like their first one.

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman? Gary Coleman lol.

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess? Alf would win. He'd make Burgo and his gay pink tie run off and cry just by throwing around insults.

Are Mesh shirts cool? Hell no.

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags? Hahahaha! Yep! The only time fishnet was cool was on Motley's Shout costumes.

Home and away or Neighbours? Neighbours. But I don't really watch either.. but lately I've been getting a bit hooked on Home & Away every now and then so maybe Home & Away lol.

Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia? Nah because I'll beat you in the election and become Australia's first Rwandan prime minister.

 

[spawn]

Have to be Spawn, all in the name os self defence because he wants to punch me haha. Like he said about me actually, I think he's a cool guy, but a bit of a fruitloop at times (Slayer better than Megadeth? Bon Jovi heavier than Poison? The man's a maniac!)

I can just see us drunk in a bar arguing...
"Bon Jovi IS better than Poison! Poison is good, but Bon Jovi leaves them for dead talent wise you stupid glam head!"
"Oh yeah, well VVI is better than Bon Jovi any day of the WEEK you Slayer loving moron!"

*Both of us have another drink*

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose? Defintely the money. Sick of being broke. Plus, then I could pay Kiss more than they have earned in their entire career to reunite with Eric Singer and Bruce Kulick, remove the makeup, hire Vinnie Vincent as their main songwriter, and pick up where Revenge left off.

Now thats not such a bad idea... Perhaps you arent as loopy as you make out...

 

[Wrathchild]

What do you hate the most?

Being awake

If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be?

That know it all prick with the Hellraiser avatar

How are you going to die?

Alone. My neighbours will then wonder what the peculiar smell is and find me slumped over my computer desk, having died of a massive coronary.

If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose?

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman?

Dunno. An Ewok has a greater chance of becoming governor of California, but I can do without the responsibility.

Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby John Burgess?

They'd bore each other to death before a punch was even thrown.

Are Mesh shirts cool?

Yep. As a matter of fact they're bloody cold if you wear them in winter.

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags?

Hmmm... interesting theory

Home and away or Neighbours?

Don't watch either, but I vote Neighbours because Delta's in it.


Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia?

If you can afford the sex change, go for it.

W

 

[JonBonJovi]

What do you hate the most?
People who lie!Junkies!People who diss on things they have no idea or understanding about! A lot of things actually...smelly unwashed people!
If you could punch anyone on this message board, who would it be?
I don't know have not been here much lately so no one has anoyed me here!
How are you going to die?
Probably from shock after finding Gorey with the rubber tubing dead! Or if my family history has anything to do with it Alziemers when I think I am 21 again not 80 and trying to do all things I did then!
If you had the choice between having Iron Maiden your musical slaves for a year, or $500000000000000000000000000. Which would you choose?
Money hands down! Then I could do what ever I wanted whenever like follow Bon Jovi for an entire year or pay them to play at my wedding!
Would you rather be an ewok or Garry Coleman?
Ewok your nice and snuggly warm and party like it is 1999!
Who would win in a fight between Alf Stuart and Baby JOhn Burgess?
Alf will beat that flammin' mongrel to a pulp!
Are Mesh shirts cool?
Only on chicks and muscly good looking men like Jon!

Do you think they are really fishnet, but guys who own them call them mesh so they don't seem like fags?
No as Jon has one but if your a skinny prick I would say otherwise!
Home and away or Neighbours?
neighbours
Will I become the first female prime minister of Australia?
Live the dream!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I can just see us drunk in a bar arguing...
"Bon Jovi IS better than Poison! Poison is good, but Bon Jovi leaves them for dead talent wise you stupid glam head!"
"Oh yeah, well VVI is better than Bon Jovi any day of the WEEK you Slayer loving moron!"

*Both of us have another drink*

Hey I never said Poison were better though. Bon Jovi are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Poison. No contest! Bon Jovi are my 2nd favourite band of all time after Kiss. I just can't see how they are heavier. Better yes, but not heavier.

*Has a drink*

 

[spawn]

Why did you wear a replica Shout era Motley Crue costume to the bar Troops? Oh, its not a costume...

They ARE heavier! For crying out loud, Bad Medicine or Lay Your Hands On Me, or Raise Your Hands or... Oh whats the point.

Barkeep, a bottle of your finest whisky.

*Drinks half a bottle*

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hey you're the one in the fishnet dude, I think you've had a bit too much of that whiskey!

They aren't heavier! Bon Jovi are awesome awesome catchy pop sounding keyboard soaked arena rock! Poison are guitar driven raw bad attitude LA glam!

Bon Jovi's music is has alot more punch and its way more explosive than Poison's, but in terms of heaviness, Poison definitely win. The guitars are alot higher in the mix, the production is far more raw, there way more distortion, and far less melody and texture in the music. You've just listed what you obviously think are Bon Jovi's heaviest songs (I might also add If I Was Your Mother to the list).... but none of them (except If I Was Your Mother and maybe Lay Your Hands On Me) are as heavy as Look What The Cat Dragged In, #1 Bad Boy, Play Dirty, Look But You Can't Touch, Bad To Be Good, etc!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying heavier = better. Because in my opinion, more melodic is usually better. I'd take something melodic over something heavy anyday. And Bon Jovi are waaaaaaaaaay better than Poison because their music is so much more punchy, explosive, melodic and interesting whereas Poison are just very one dimensional and flat sounding, just simple hard rock riffs over some drums and bass.

But Poison are definitely heavier.

Can I have a Jack & Coke?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

But Spawny, you don't drink?

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Maybe I've driven him to alcoholism by frustrating him

 

[Blitzkrieg]