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[Guthrum]

I can't grow an awesome beard like that. I'm stuck with the mexi-beard and 'stache.

 

[dorian gray]

What happened to that pic of the chick getting boned?

 

[lizard]

beard - check
wool blazer - check (I'll bet it's got suede elbow patches)

and I'll also bet he's got a pipe in his pocket.

My best professor was my Islamic Civ prof, he was Lebanese. If you said ANYTHING positive about the Israelis, he would begin frothing, "Well I have obviously not done a good enough job at illustrating the atrocities perpetuated by the Jew Irgun and Stern gangs in Palestine!"

 

[cthulufhtagn]

I can't grow an awesome beard like that. I'm stuck with the mexi-beard and 'stache.

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well i kinda have the abe lincoln

hey that is civil war! fuck you guthrum, i'm big time now!!

 

[dorian gray]

I say again, where's the fat bint's?

 

[AsModEe]

I could grow a beard in a week, my facial hair just grow so fucking fast. I would need to shave in the morning and again in the night after dinner if I wanted my face to stay really shaved.

 

[dorian gray]

People always say I have a beard like a Frenchman. Now I know why.

 

[AsModEe]

to be honest, I wish I had no beard that grows this fast.

 

[NAD]

My beard grows sloooooooow, and my mustache is pretty crappy. But I can still grow a beard. Currently have a goatee and long sideburns, will probably grow the full mountain man bullshit when the weather cools down a bit.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I couldn't grow a beard to save my life. At one point I had a one inch goatee. If I could even call it as such. The hair didn't grow much above the chinstrap area. Hence, I looked amish.

 

[dorian gray]

Yes, shaving is quite a hassle, but I'd rather have the beard ability than have one of them there scraggly ones.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Ever see a broad with a beard? It's usually the sickly obese types, who have moles entrenched in their fat folds. I mean fuck!!! O.K! So you don't want to lose weight, nor do you wish to shower (often), can you atleast have the common courtesy to take a pair of tweezers to the 25 ingrowned hairs that are residing in between your second and third chin?!?!?!

 

[dorian gray]

Yes, I've noticed. I've always wondered if it wasn't some connection between obesity and some hormone. I know testosterone plays some role in hair production but I don't see what being fat would have to do with that (actually, your test level would be lower, as your coritsol level increased). There's gotta be an explanation and I doubt it's because they're nasty, Jerry

 

[dorian gray]

How many times do I have to ask for the fat bint pic to be put back up?

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Guthrum]

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well i kinda have the abe lincoln

hey that is civil war! fuck you guthrum, i'm big time now!!

 

[dorian gray]

I keep getting the X in all these threads and I have images turned on

 

[Guthrum]

Same here.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I love the fact that her titties would sag to her belly if she didn't prop them up with her forearm. So fucking primal!!!

 

[dorian gray]

Hey Jerry, I just saw a commercial with the Manning family that said at the end, "The Manning's are ready for football, are you?" or some shit. Thought you'd like to know that people get paid lots of money's to make grammatical errors, apparently.