An English man, a French man and an American are all captured by Indians.
The chief says, "You all get one wish before we kill you and make canoes out of your skins."
The English man says, "I would like some tea."
So the chief brings him some tea, which he drinks elegantly, and then kills him.
The French man says, "I would like some wine." So the chief brings him some wine, which he drinks snootily, and then kills him.
The American says, "I would like a fork."
The chief says, "A fork? Why?"
"I`d just like a fork," says the American. So the chief shrugs and brings him a fork.
The American takes the fork and begins stabbing himself repeatedly, saying "Fuck your canoe! Fuck your canoe!"
The chief says, "You all get one wish before we kill you and make canoes out of your skins."
The English man says, "I would like some tea."
So the chief brings him some tea, which he drinks elegantly, and then kills him.
The French man says, "I would like some wine." So the chief brings him some wine, which he drinks snootily, and then kills him.
The American says, "I would like a fork."
The chief says, "A fork? Why?"
"I`d just like a fork," says the American. So the chief shrugs and brings him a fork.
The American takes the fork and begins stabbing himself repeatedly, saying "Fuck your canoe! Fuck your canoe!"