this made me laugh and almost cry from sadness

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Body slam: T scare lands ex-grappler in rehab
By Laurel J. Sweet
Friday, February 13, 2004



He was the pec-perfect model for a toy action figure and a cartoon character puzzle, but it's former pro wrestling giant Brutus ``The Barber'' Beefcake who's gone to pieces.


Beefcake - these days Edward Leslie, 46, of Winchester - voluntarily checked into a treatment program Monday, according to a source, after cocaine he admitted was his created an anthrax scare at the MBTA's Downtown Crossing subway station.


Sources said the man who acquired his stage name for hacking off the hair of his enemies in the ring had been working there part time as a fare collector - a job that pays $25,000 a year.


``He was a big star for the World Wrestling (Federation),'' Buck Woodward, a columnist for the online magazine Pro Wrestling Insider, said yesterday of Leslie.


``During the '80s wrestling boom he became popular because he was very good friends with Hulk Hogan.''


But behind the colossal bronzed chest and TV set of his own wrestling talk show, ``The Barber Shop,'' Leslie's life was headed for the ropes. In 1990, his face was reconstructed with plates and bolts after a freak parasailing accident. Last April, the IRS slammed him with a lien for $57,425, according to records.


The MBTA confirmed yesterday they have an employee named Edward Leslie, but would not say if he was the one they suspended without pay after cocaine turned up Sunday afternoon on the counter of a Downtown Crossing fare booth, prompting an emergency hazmat response.


``Right now it's only an internal disciplinary matter,'' said MBTA spokesman Joe Pesaturo. ``He has been cooperative with police.''


Although the subway station was evacuated, MBTA Deputy Police Chief Thomas McCarthy said the fare collector - who he also would not identify - spared commuters further inconvenience by coming clean and dispelling terrorism fears.


Leslie's wife, Barbara, did not return a call yesterday.


Leslie was easily earning ``six figures'' in his heyday, said Woodward, noting that such falls from fame in the world of wrestling ``have happened before. There are guys who wasted their money, just like a rock star.''
 
if i had known brutus "the barber" beefcake was taking tolls at downtown crossing i would have made it a point to go see him, walk by singing his theme music and probably tell him that i still use the brutus "the barber" beefcake bath towel i got when i was like 11 to dry myself off at night from the shower.

although that last thing might disturb him.
 
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holy shit

I still remember when Brutus "the Barber" beat Mr. Perfect and cut off his golden locks (admittedly, not enough of the locks). I would totally have gone down to say hi.