Britney goes bald!

[DumbAss]

I guess she didn't like how she looks bald (in the head).


"Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, an out-of-control Britney Spears tried to kill herself TWICE in the hours after shaving her head, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively from sources.

Hours after creating a media frenzy by shaving her head, sources say the troubled star tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff.

But that wasn't the end of Britney's self-destructive impulses. A short time later she was rushed to a doctor after saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax, say the sources.

Britney's emotional collapse was triggered by a "reconciliation" with estranged husband Kevin Federline — that was actually meant to be an intervention, sources tell The ENQUIRER.

And when Kevin warned her that she'd fail a drug test and he'd get custody of their sons, a hysterical Britney went over the edge and ended up shaving herself bald while a crowd of spectators and photographers watched outside Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, California.

"After she shaved off her hair, Britney had a complete breakdown and tried to kill herself," an insider told The ENQUIRER."

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63787

...and then I took a bite of my All Bran bar, which tasted great.....

 

[Alisteph]

K-Fed's lawyer is loving this!

yup, way to prove you're the ideal choice for full custody, Britney!

Does she know how much the hairdressers is auctioning her hair for on the internet I wonder?

 

[karrokid]

Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, an out-of-control Britney Spears tried to kill herself TWICE in the hours after shaving her head,

i'll do her even if she succeeds, i'd rather get some cold britney than no britney

 

[whitey131]

i'll do her even if she succeeds, i'd rather get some cold britney than no britney

One could only hope she dies in a position condusive to doggy style.

 

[MikeyBong]

"Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, an out-of-control Britney Spears tried to kill herself TWICE in the hours after shaving her head, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively from sources.

OK, this is either 100% true or 100% false. There seems to be no middle ground when it comes to The Enquirer. They either get the story perfect or they completely make up every aspect of it.