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[spawn]

And lasers and shit going off all over the place, and it would turn into this gigantic wolf/robot hybrid everytime there was a full moon and it would terrorise cities and only the three schoolgirls who were born with the power of the Osiris Eye could defeat him!

 

[phlogiston]

It could probably be described as the earliest recorded viking metal song.

 

[Southy]

Viking Metal

 

[Goreripper]

Beowulf was first written down in about 1000AD, but the story itself is way older than that. They couldn't write it down before that, because they didn't know how.

 

[Spiff]

Stupid English people, no wonder they don't rule the world anymore.

 

[Goreripper]

No. The Americans do.

 

[spawn]

Im not sure their President can write either though...

 

[Goreripper]

He certainly doesn't know how to speak very well.