Here is what you do:
Go to the show. Get about a 12 pack of beers in you, take a few shots etc. Then right before Anthrax comes out, close your eyes and pretend that John Bush's cock is being inserted up your ass. It may pinch a bit but take a few deep breaths and don't fight it. Time it so that right when he is balls deep slapping your ass, Anthrax just begins the set. When Anthrax starts playing you will be in such Euphoria that you will have the time of your life. You won't even notice the difference. Turn a bad situation into a good one.
Ok, just came back from the gig. After people not even paying half price for the tickets (guess why!?) , we went to the show, giving JoeyThrax a chance.
AND: I CRIED! And WE LAUGHED!
I grew up with Joeythrax, beeing a fan. After that (I was 18) I became a fan of Bushthrax, too.
So I'm a fan of both areas. I love all records, BUT Anthrax live 4 me today is with bush. Joey was genious at his time. Today I saw that it's over for 20 years. Anyway, I gave Joey a chance.
BUT, what I saw today was just a 80ies revival cover band. embarrassing and painfull.
Joey acted like a clown. People behind me said it clear: The music rules, but the singer is MANOWARESQUE!
The rest of Anthrax acted like they do a 8-5 Job (and I saw Anthrax 13 times before, so I know what I mean!)
I got VERY angry when the old Indian with his silly haircut screamed:
"THE
REAL ANTHRAX IS BACK!"
See what saved the evening:
gues what song made people really freak out?
YES! It was
ONLY!!!!
The only song of the Bush Area! They just deleted so many othe songs and so many great years!
The crowd freaked out. No other song made 'em scream like this.
All fists where up in the sky!
That saved my day!
People have sense of taste!
All shouted the lyrics out loud, freaked out and moshed! (much more than they did with Joey screaming his Balls squeezed)
After that cheesy gig I can't wear my 28 'thrax Shirts with proud anymore.
It's just a Las Vegas Tingel Tangel Cover Band, paying Scotts bills. Well guys, pay it, live in the 80ies, but I wont!
MAN that evening hurts!
.........
And now start posting your anal complex again, like u did before. I read it weeks ago, but I didn't answer, because I'm an adult. You must me 12 or 13.
Anyway I wont read it.
Joey sucks, it's just a sellout nostalgia thing.
In 10 years we see Ian & co on a cruise ship with old people sceaming "INDIANS!"
He was good these days, but today, John would do a much better job. It's a different band with the same name. But earning more money with a clown means YOU ARE A SELLOUT!
I have to say, the new song was ok, BECAUSE, only the band sang the important notes! Joey just jumped around like :hotjump:
Just a cheesy evening. I could cry.
Good night Anthrax!
PS: I don't BASH anyone! It's just my opinion! I spent 1000s on the band, collecting everythuing, so I have the right to say my opinion. I don't bash people who gave a fuck about Anthrax when they played in front of 100 people in the 90ies (I was there, WERE where YOU? ) and shout at me now "Primadonna rulez!".
Have a nice day.
Drunk & good night
a frustated anthrax fan!
well,..... Bushthraxfan!
And now, write your analthing again, I don't care & I wont read.
It just shows your deepest wishes.
BTW: Ever thought why Joey sings so high pitched?
