Cadaver for Sale-how much is your body worth?

$5,180

I thought the intestinal surgery and regular drinking would steal me atleast 1000$, but my age still saves me.
 
The most you can seem to get is $6000, but that's only if you're an albino giant, chain-smoking, drug addicted, colour blind, obese, diabetic child regularly exposed to toxic chemicals.
 
i tried to put in the worst possible answers and got $5750. so apparently the more fucked up your body is, the more cash you get. weird.
 
It's not weird if you think about it, researchers don't need information on perfectly healthy people, they need first hand information on rare diseases or disabilities and the bodies reactions to them.