Cadaver for Sale-how much is your body worth?

[ossa]

I prefer necrophilia

In that case, looks like I'll be saving myself for when I'm dead

 

[waif]

$5,815

Does that make me the winner?
I didn't lie, either.

 

[Onder]

Dead or alive?

Depends

 

[waif]

Well, you start off with "alive" and work your way towards "dead"

 

[Onder]

That would surely earn nuncheon some money for the corpse.

 

[ossa]

Well, you start off with "alive" and work your way towards "dead"

It's a brilliant plan, I see no flaws.

 

[genocide roach]

$4,405.

Anybody here want my dead body?

yes!

/necro

i got $3,445
~gR~

 

[cannibal corpse]

$4,215

 

[The Ozzman]

That test thinks color blindness is some sort of huge deficiency when the majority of times it isn't.

 

[cannibal corpse]

The most you can seem to get is $6000, but that's only if you're an albino giant, chain-smoking, drug addicted, colour blind, obese, diabetic child regularly exposed to toxic chemicals.

Nope, not true, I just got $6300 by putting in:

Child
Chain smoker
Eats Junk Food
Has had hernia
Giant
Drinks alcohol every night
Obese
has elephantitis
is an albino
has prosphetic limb or is paraplegic
has had his appendix removed
bald
color blind
takes ibuprofen multiple times a week
extreme exposure to the sun
is in contact with toxic chemicals
drinks soda and energy drinks
has been prescribed anti-psychotics
has had heart or intestinal surgery
is diabetic

 

[The Ozzman]

I just got 6,500 by putting the extreme for everything

 

[ossa]

Man some of you are fucked up children.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Congratulations, your cadaver is worth
$4,055

 

[rms]

$5,815

Does that make me the winner?
I didn't lie, either.

how'd you beat me?! I was sure my intestinal surgery insured victory

 

[Killbot]

$5,815

Does that make me the winner?
I didn't lie, either.

What the hell?! Are you albino by any chance?

 

[DarkBliss]

Does appendix removal influence the body in any major way? I've heard it has some negative effect despite not being a vital organ.

 

[rms]

ive had it gone for like 5-6 years now, I dont notice anything

 

[False Joe]

$4,050

I prefer necrophilia

Necrophilia. The urge to crack open a cold one.

 

[waif]

Necrophilia. The urge to crack open a cold one.

 

[ossa]

I lol'd