Python's are the most brutal metal pet. They just want to be left alone. They'll bite you for any reason. If they're big enough they could kill you. The only thing they like to do is eat other animals whole, after suffocating them to death.
Now look, I'm not saying I'm the biggest Alphamale in the world (probably the least actually), but wtf is it with the amount of cat owners on here!!! Get a REAL pet you fucking wusses!!!!!
These are so damned smart they'll do your accounts for you and blastbeat at the same time. What the fuck will your act do? Piss on the carpet and sleep?
DOGS RULE!!! FUCK CATS!!!
Dogs have ticks on them when they come out of the womb?
What the fuck?