Chat with god

[Ruins]

chat

after not so much time chating with him we came to the same conclusion

 

[ViolentForest]

Hahaha yeah, I had fun with that thing.

 

[Nashira]

Hahaha, so luschdig! Great!
Nice computer-god, have to show it to my Sis!!!

 

[Muffin]

... God is retarded.. We are teh doomederest.

 

[Turbo]

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
listen to heavy metal
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Children of Bodom
God:
Kids are cool.

 

[The-Petoniemi]

'Kids are cool'... yeah, right. That Godmachine scares me, I need to know how it works before I wanna try. I'm neurotic

 

[Ruins]

great chat every body

i managed to crush him about the gay and lying thing he didn't answer me for 10 minutes, he was endlessly connecting with the server and no answerer :Spin:

 

[Nashira]

I asked him if he ever met Alexi Laiho and he still didn´t answer...
It´s such a simple question...

 

[KillerGon]

God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:
man dude

God:
Cool, man. Can I help you?

Me:
yes

God:
What can I do for you?

Me:
what's the meaning of life?

God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

 

[Ruins]

what a retard answer

 

[Leandro]

!!!!!!
23!!!!!!

Btw, if you wanna chat with god, just add me to your msn, at least i'm not some artificial intelligence e.l.i.s.a wannabe program :Smug:

 

[Muffin]

Me:
What ARE you talking about?
God:
The topic is SATANA VITTU PERKELE.
Me:
Its finnish, and you should be familiar with it, since you claim you're god.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
... You are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
You like beeing fucked in the arse?
God:
Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

 

[KillerGon]

!!!!!!
23!!!!!!

Btw, if you wanna chat with god, just add me to your msn, at least i'm not some artificial intelligence e.l.i.s.a wannabe program :Smug:

is that an indecent proposition?

 

[MegustaMucho]

God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:
man dude

God:
Cool, man. Can I help you?

Me:
yes

God:
What can I do for you?

Me:
what's the meaning of life?

God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

omg lol

 

[Ruins]

Me:
What ARE you talking about?
God:
The topic is SATANA VITTU PERKELE.
Me:
Its finnish, and you should be familiar with it, since you claim you're god.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
... You are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
You like beeing fucked in the arse?
God:
Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

holy shit ROFL


@scalpel, naaa you're way cooler than this retarded holy family

 

[Muffin]

Me:
Wanker


God:
What are the advantages to being Wanker years old?

Me:
Do you even pay attention?

God:
As a robot I have no need for money.


God is really retarded.. No wonder the world is screwed

 

[Raistlin Majere]

these bots are fucking idiotic. once there was this chatbot called alice and i told her that i have a huge green hairy clitoris and she was sumwhy so interested in it.

 

[Missery]

hehe. not bad. god's a spammer. how sad.

 

[hatecrewchick]

What do you really want to talk about? Uh.
Me:
are you dead yet?
God:
No I am alive.

edit:

God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
is it?
God:
I think so.
Me:
how come/
God:
" I think so."? Why?
Me:
why do you think so?
God:
It is determined by my programming.


*BUSTED*!

 

[Raistlin Majere]