Chat with god

[TheSeldomlaid]

Am I the only one who thinks that those bots sound a lot like profanny?

I think Profanity is a bot designed by UM to piss off regular posters

 

[K-z-H]

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you lying?
God:
Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
so you ARE gay AS WELL as lying?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am gay AS WELL as lying.


fucking rofl!!

PWNED!!!

 

[lucky999]

try this...its similar
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

Human: aoure stupid
ALICE: Stupid as in unintelligent?
Human: yes
ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?
Human: yes
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

 

[hatecrewchick]

!!!!

 

[Ruins]

I think Profanity is a bot designed by UM to piss off regular posters

 

[enjoi17]

Me:
hey d00d watsup?!
God:
You've got my full attention. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man lol
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
nigga please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Is it the only one?
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
hey god click this link for a funny video : www.funnystuff.com/videos
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
haha that was meatspin you dumb fuck!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
you are totally gay !
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
later
God:
Bye!