Now, pay close attention to the first one. Read it. wtf? pure gold
and yes, i scanned it just to post on here
check this out. an article i got in USA Today. funny diagram
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Now, pay close attention to the first one. Read it. wtf? pure gold
and yes, i scanned it just to post on here
also... when the big nuclear war hits, all that will be left is sand, roaches, and John Paul II's corpse... 800 pound lead coffin. yowza
Karmic
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meh, thats just normal 
what would be funny instead is the fact that they hit him in the head with a hammer to see if he's dead too.
what would be funny instead is the fact that they hit him in the head with a hammer to see if he's dead too.
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How Pagan. Sooo if I call your name three times and you don't answer, I can declare you dead. Working in the funeral service industry, I find this information very useful.
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Karmic said:meh, thats just normal
what would be funny instead is the fact that they hit him in the head with a hammer to see if he's dead too.
The diagram posted above left out some details:
"The camerlengo, now Cardinal Eduardo Martinez Somalo of Spain, must then verify the death - a process that in the past was done by striking the forehead of the pope with a silver hammer. The camerlengo then calls out to the pope three times by his baptismal name -- Karol, Karol, Karol. When the pope does not respond, the camerlengo then announces "the pope is dead."
Source: http://apnews.myway.com//article/20050403/D897QHCG1.html
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So, I'm the pope tired from a long day of doing, whatever it is the pope does. Maybe I have a cold, I take a bottle of NyQuil ( pontiff strength ) and off to dreamland I go.
Some Fool with a silver hammer ( the basis for the Beatles song? ) hits me on the head and knocks me out. Calls my name 3 times ( I wonder if I do that in a mirror if the pope will appear ) and of course I'm not answering because I'm knocked out and Nyquilled up, so he declares me dead. then what?
I wish these clowns would get out of the stone age. I mean really now.
Might as well have a naked dance around a fire at stonehenge.
Some Fool with a silver hammer ( the basis for the Beatles song? ) hits me on the head and knocks me out. Calls my name 3 times ( I wonder if I do that in a mirror if the pope will appear ) and of course I'm not answering because I'm knocked out and Nyquilled up, so he declares me dead. then what?
I wish these clowns would get out of the stone age. I mean really now.
Might as well have a naked dance around a fire at stonehenge.
