chicks rule

[dorian gray]

haha yeah so my wife *did* command me to get off the internet the other day but she also
1) went to the store yesterday solely to buy a CASE of beer
2) purchased a lamp online that arrived today. on the optional "gift card" she had them write "clarice, i hope you enjoy the lamp darling. warmest regards, dr. lecter"

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha, i meant to add "post cool shit your chick does". if you have one (expects one or two posts based on this) bwahahahahahaha

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

to the 2nd point

As for the 1st point, isn't that their job?

 

[dorian gray]

to the 2nd point

As for the 1st point, isn't that their job?

the case was for HER

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

LMAO

 

[dorian gray]

she was like, "yeah you can have ONE."

 

[lizard]

WIN

I told you guys about my wife putting my shorn beard hair inside my baby son's diaper for an instant pubic fro...
she buys beer FOR ME

she bought me my Bose desktop CD player.

she got attacked by a dog so we could get 14000 in a lawsuit (okay, so she didn't do it purposefully but it still ruled).

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ your wife letting herself get attacked by a dog hahaha

re: beard hair. i would think that would scratch his little johnson.

thirdly, bearing your offspring is enough to officially rule. im sure the other dads here (all 3 of us) would agree

 

[lizard]

it is kinda amazing. when do we get pics of little Dorian Jr.?

 

[dorian gray]

heh, my wife asked that i dont post pics of him. for what its worth, he looks like a baby. hahaha ive recently noticed babies all look relatively the same.....so do old people.
no pics of the wife either. she looks EXACLTY like lindsey jacobellis though.

 

[lizard]

is that the chick in the commercial where she can't get motivated to snowboard until she imagines her visa card is stolen??

 

[cthulufhtagn]

heh, my wife asked that i dont post pics of him. for what its worth, he looks like a baby. hahaha ive recently noticed babies all look relatively the same.....so do old people.

hahaha, recently?

 

[lizard]

plus...isn't it pretty cool that a woman can birth a baby, and then be into fighting sexual trim within weeks??

 

[dorian gray]

is that the chick in the commercial where she can't get motivated to snowboard until she imagines her visa card is stolen??

hahaha, yeah

 

[dorian gray]

plus...isn't it pretty cool that a woman can birth a baby, and then be into fighting sexual trim within weeks??

uhhh...speaking of. i still have like 3 weeks before i can even *have* sex.

 

[lizard]

she's hot.

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha, recently?

well, i never really paid any attention before

 

[dorian gray]

she's hot.

heheh, thanks. im still surprised she married a bum like me

 

[Night Mare]

Did you have the Dorian 007 photo in your dating agency profile? Because that'd explain it.

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha she's the one that took the photo