Choose Your Destiny

[Reign in Acai]

If you could only live life as one of the following, which destiny would you choose?


P.S Before anybody bitches about me bitching about not enough music threads, and too much bs, "if you can't beat em', join em'.

 

[einride]

unironically: probably castration because at least i could still get shit done and live a normal-ish life?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Bubble boy! It'd be Moors vs. Moops all day

 

[Agalloch]

Depressing thread.

 

[Hell Mike]

Limbless amputee+blind and deaf.
One death is certain, life is not

 

[swizzlenuts]

unironically: probably castration because at least i could still get shit done and live a normal-ish life?

exactly what I thought.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Bubble boy! It'd be Moors vs. Moops all day

 

[lurch70]

The soap thread was better

 

[Reign in Acai]

unironically: probably castration because at least i could still get shit done and live a normal-ish life?

Yea, but you still got the colostomy bag to deal with for every time ye defecate, would be quite burdensome.

 

[einride]

Yea, but you still got the colostomy bag to deal with for every time ye defecate, would be quite burdensome.

not as burdensome as any of the other shit

 

[ChaosLee]

I vote no face due to failed suicide attempt. Then I could become Arseface and help Custer and Tulip chase down god and kick ass and stuff.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm heavily leaning towards no face as well. Just live a life of seclusion in the woods. Plus ye can design a nifty mask with the proceeds won from the BME pain olympics. You'd still be able to fap in your log cabin, and you wouldn't be shitting on yourself. The bubble is fairly enticing as well, but it would be quite burdensome on the caretaker.

 

[ChaosLee]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

No face, for sure.

 

[Ellestin]

black dude, 'cause of the geting raped part