Christmas Song 2010?

I think that, if they make a christmas song this year, it'll be better than all we expected :D

Even more epic than "I saw mommy kissing santa clause" x)
 
Hahahaahahhahaahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost crapped myself. :p
 
It's actually got a pretty cool riff in it, if it were played on a guitar. Plus, just imagine Matt belting out "I wouldn't touch you with a... THIRTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF-FOOT POOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!