- the recent removal of the ALL CAPS POST buster will result in an exponential rise in the number of HAUNTINGS
- by the end of today, i will have been fired for having Googled "musical condom" and found no less than 27 thoroughly unrelated (and inappropriate) sites
- for being bored at work, i will pay a price not altogether intangible (with $2.49 shipping) on amazon.com
- there are a lot more beers out there than the 365 my daily calendar portrays, and never being able to taste them all will result in my loss of sanity by age 42
- by the end of today, i will have been fired for having Googled "musical condom" and found no less than 27 thoroughly unrelated (and inappropriate) sites
- for being bored at work, i will pay a price not altogether intangible (with $2.49 shipping) on amazon.com
- there are a lot more beers out there than the 365 my daily calendar portrays, and never being able to taste them all will result in my loss of sanity by age 42