Coffee

[NAD]

Been cutting back on the booze lately so I started up on caffeine again. How do you take yours?

 

[JayKeeley]

I used to drink skimmed wet cappucinnos. Then I got my cholestrol checked. Now I drink soy wet cappucinnos.

Yes, I like Starbucks coffee. Sue me.

 

[NAD]

I hate Starbucks, but that doesn't mean I don't have a bag of their grounds in my freezer.

You didn't vote dammit!

 

[Lutz]

Black as lead and death.

 

[JayKeeley]

I vote 'cream and sugar' because I'm a woman. Now leave me alone to give my mammoth mammaries a soapy tit wank.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I vote 'cream and sugar' because I'm a woman. Now leave me alone to give my mammoth mammaries a soapy tit wank.

ROTFLMAO.

Oh yeah, I take my coffee the same way.

 

[NAD]

Buncha fookin' women 'round these parts! Me and Lutz are gonna go hang with our hung bruthas now.

 

[J.]

Don't drink coffee. I prefer a blowjob in the morning to wake me up.

Coffee tastes like rotten poo ass.

 

[JayKeeley]

Buncha fookin' women 'round these parts! Me and Lutz are gonna go hang with our hung bruthas now.

Why, because you like your coffee black like your men?? I'll stick with my tits.

 

[Black Winter Day]

dammit, i can't block you due to the fact that "ooh, i'm a moderator! ooh, i'm cool!"

 

[Bear]

I am a hard core Venti Mocha Muther Fukker ok!!! I am a daily Starbucks addict, I need help!!

Bear

 

[J.]

Starbucks is the Opeth of coffee land. It used to be good, but now it's simply the same ol' same ol'. It used to not be that popular, but then all of a sudden tons of yuppies (fanboys) jumped on it.

Boo to Starbucks.

Office coffee makers are the ticket. Now that's integrity!!!

 

[bloodfiredeath]

Like my men... black and strong!

Though I suppose I've been a homo for a while now because I haven't touched caffeine in almost two months. That said, I would never ever drink decaf. I just drink water all the time now...



...and beer.

 

[JayKeeley]

Starbucks is the Opeth of coffee land. It used to be good, but now it's simply the same ol' same ol'. It used to not be that popular, but then all of a sudden tons of yuppies (fanboys) jumped on it.

Who the..? *shakes head in disbelief*

Well, in order for it to grow from one little corner store, leave Seattle, and come to Texas must mean that it was already in fanboy heaven when you started drinking it. :Smug:

 

[J.]

nah, I beat the fanboys/yuppies. they followed me. I haven't supported Starbucks for years now. I'll get my $6 hot chocolate somewhere else.

 

[JayKeeley]

nah, I beat the fanboys/yuppies. they followed me. I haven't supported Starbucks for years now. I'll get my $6 hot chocolate somewhere else.

When did you live in Seattle?

 

[J.]

I was talking about when it was in Houston, before the Rice yuppies and River Oaks brats swarmed there. Anyways, I was being sarcastic.

 

[NAD]

Starbucks is the Opeth of coffee land. It used to be good, but now it's simply the same ol' same ol'. It used to not be that popular, but then all of a sudden tons of yuppies (fanboys) jumped on it.

Boo to Starbucks.

Office coffee makers are the ticket. Now that's integrity!!!

This is by far Dreamlord's Best. Post. Ever.

I need to go the Coffee Bean to stay away from Starpeth Coffee. I used to go to the local coffee houses but any decent ones closed down. Boo to Starpeth!!!

 

[JayKeeley]

Me too.

EDIT: Ugh - NAD steps in *just as I post* I was responding to Dreamlord.

 

[Nate The Great]

I guess I'm a homo.

I don't drink coffee because it's such a chore to wrangle my huge dick out and take a whiz. IT'S HUGE, I tell ya!!! I don't want to piss more than I have to.