Come up with witty taglines

[Erik]

As some of you know I'm working on a new, database-driven and redesigned version of the Royal Carnage site. A silly feature I decided to add is a short script that changes the title of the page with each reload, so the title bar will show "Royal Carnage - Random Quote" every time you access the page. I need your help to come up with stupid/witty/insightful/funny taglines to add to the list. I already have "Sold!", "CSCRROE", "Five stars." and some others, so list RC related funnies please (or just random stuff that you think suits RC, we have the "Cattle die, kinsmen die" bit too)

 

[NAD]

Ass Fuckers
Royal Cunts
IIIIWEIIIEISIEIRISIRSE
We Are my pals, So Are You
Bunch of Vunts
We Like Bukakke
Best. Website. Ever.

And anything from the RC Dictionary would probably work. I like this idea btw, rpgamer.com has been doing it for years.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Earthquakes are metal, every time I feel one out here I start headbanging uncontrollably and moshing with my furniture.

-NAD

 

[JayKeeley]

I like this. I know NAD will go ga ga for it.

Here's some:

smelly vunt
Eeeiirwrds
dirty hindu/jew/etc (no, better leave this one out me thinks)

We really need to reference that RC dictionary thread...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Obsucrity will be the best band ever!

 

[JayKeeley]

Earthquakes are metal, every time I feel one out here I start headbanging uncontrollably and moshing with my furniture.

-NAD

Hahaha. Actually, it would be cool to throw up random RC quotes somewhere once in a while. We have several famous quotes.

 

[NAD]

If I stay up until 3am again tonight I'll dig up some more gems.

Ooh and maybe for long quotes big block letters on the frontpage, flashing pink. Something to that effect.

 

[JayKeeley]

On second thoughts, 90% of our forum quotes are not for the general public. I think collectively we've managed to offend everyone at some point, including some members of the animal kingdom.

 

[NAD]

As opposed to this private forum that only registered users passing a rigid screening test can access, right?

We are as equal rights as it gets: we hate everyone.

 

[Krilons Resa]

PC =

 

[JayKeeley]

As opposed to this private forum that only registered users passing a rigid screening test can access, right?

Haha, we should have a warning message on the 'zine link to this fourm then..."warning: the content you are about to see will likely offend..." etc.

We are as equal rights as it gets: we hate everyone.

Especially nu-NAD. Where is that gook anyway?

 

[NAD]

I'm still confused about who that dude is, but at least I don't think it's me dealing with multiple personalities anymore.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Just as fun as SOT...Without the idiots
RC- We're no longer a Cola
We're not your daddy's messageboard
RC- Home of the One Inch Man
We drop it like it's cold and grim

 

[Krilons Resa]

We drop it like it's cold and grim

lmao

 

[lizard]

"So Grim We Don't Need Umlauts"
"Blacker than a Harlem Nightclub"

 

[NAD]

hahahahahaha

Where the Umlauts Come Home to ... Um. Or Laut. Whichever.

 

[lizard]

RC: The Sensual Metal Zine

(after all, we're seen everything here, from anus licking to fuck all!)

 

[A_Hilter]

"Royal Carnage Macht Frei"

 

[JayKeeley]

Royal Carnage - where even the jews and blacks like NSBM.

 

[J.]

I like JayK's "4 more years"