commercial round up

[iekobrid]

Can't reach your ass? Maintain your dignity!





Who says you need to choose between trimming your beard and wearing a ball gag?




Slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop Rap! (quite catchy, IMO)

 

[Decimator]

That rap chop vid vas awesome

But that comfort wipe wtf :zombie:

 

[slayercannibalsuffohead]

I had to get my mind off how good the actual slap chop was.

 

[iekobrid]

But that comfort wipe wtf :zombie:

It has been pointed out to me that the Comfort Wipe seems to curve the opposite direction than it should for its stated purpose. I guess it's all in the wrist.

It has also been pointed out that in the last shot of the goatee shaper commercial, 'Mark' appears to have accidentally shaved off the upper-lip-to-chin connector strip on our right, but it was too late to recast him. Also, in the last few frames of 'Heather' walking off camera, she's making a "shit, I think I just fucked that up" facial expression.

 

[Decimator]

It has been pointed out to me that the Comfort Wipe seems to curve the opposite direction than it should for its stated purpose. I guess it's all in the wrist.

Yea, I wondered the same thing :zombie:

It has also been pointed out that in the last shot of the goatee shaper commercial, 'Mark' appears to have accidentally shaved off the upper-lip-to-chin connector strip on our right, but it was too late to recast him. Also, in the last few frames of 'Heather' walking off camera, she's making a "shit, I think I just fucked that up" facial expression.

Hahhaa so it is. Didn't notice at first.

 

[Moonlight_Seeker]

I guess the comfort wipe is for very fat people.

 

[iekobrid]

And old women who are unusually proud of their shoulders.

 

[EerieVon]

Comfort wipe cant be a legit product. Next thing they'll have is something to help jerk you off--what they already have that-its called a girlfriend

 

[Habsburgs]

Comfort wipe cant be a legit product. Next thing they'll have is something to help jerk you off--what they already have that-its called a girlfriend

No.. Its called Fleshlight

 

[EerieVon]

No.. Its called Fleshlight

forgot about that. According to the Howard Stern show its very life like--well except for that fact its a foam like substance jammed into a pringles can

 

[iekobrid]

http://www.comfortwipe.com/

 

[JeffTD]

Had to bump this.... funniest fucking thing I've read in possibly ever.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe

 

[Erkan]

Hahaha that was an AWESOME read