compare someone who posts on this board with a performer, any performer.

sam is a cooler, healthier, 20000x better-looking peter jackson, tho i dunno if he's a performer. and he doesn't really look like him.

either that or benny hill
 
This thread is like a black hole in the universe of posting.
My additions:
Josh: doozers
Mousewings: cameron diaz
Nix: TIM ROTH
Jake: some guy on the OC
Alex: that kid from jack and bobby
Toby: dr. Who
Mia: aeon flux

More to come....