Complete this CSI: Miami comic strip

Stop killing Dodens' ability to find things funny on the internet. It isn't nice!
 
Stop killing Dodens' ability to find things funny on the internet. It isn't nice!

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IF YOU ORDER WITHIN 5 MINUTES YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET THIS ENTIRE FUCKING THING OF OXY CLEAN FOR 2 CENTS + 99.99 SHIPPING AND HANDLING THAT WE DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT, I'LL ALSO SHIT ON YOUR FACE

:lol:

Many an improv jam have I played Billy Mays and said shit just like this.

THE WASH MAX IS SUCH A POWERFUL WASHING MACHINE THAT I SET THIS SHIRT ON FIRE! PUT IT IN THE WASH MAX AND IT ACTUALLY RESTORES THE BURNED MATERIAL!
 
As a professional in the field of comedy, I'd like to support cookiecutter's stance that these comics are largely played out. There is still potential for humor when they are taken in a different direction. The Billy Mays comic, for example.