My biggest conspiracy theory:
America in her current state exists to destroy the middle class in every way, shape, and form. Medical insurance, education, gas, mortgages, and every other major cost continues to skyrocket to send the 90% of us fiercely into the bottom rung so the richers can control everything in the land. For examples, check out the 80/20 mortgages, large companies bullying employees out of medical coverage, and the ridiculous hike in university tuition. I paid around $600 a quarter for college, the price has nearly doubled over the past 5 years, and I hardly went to a prestigious school. Frankly with my career path and experience I'm pretty safe, but still. I see the younger generation getting seriously screwed, whereas I only had a rough time until I made my mark in society, or something. Jesus CHRIST I'm fucking drunk.