Conspiracy Thread

[Mort Divine]

wutever

JFK was assassinated by the CIA/Mafia

 

[cookiecutter]

The skepticism must be strong in this thread

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

wutever

JFK was assassinated by the CIA/Mafia

Nope. He was assassinated by leonardo da-vinci.

 

[Evil?]

I heard that.

 

[cookiecutter]

JFK died in 9/11 when the Illuminati attacked the Knights Templar's secret base.

 

[skeptik]

*pillow fort

 

[cookiecutter]

*Tin foil hat

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

JFK died in 9/11 when the Illuminati attacked the Knights Templar's secret base.

During the re-emergance of baphomet ceremony forseen in the prophecies of the delphi oracles.

 

[Koude Haat]

satan is real

 

[supseudonymous]

wutever

JFK was assassinated by the CIA/Mafia

No.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

satan is real

WHat do you think Santa's alter ego is?

It's a simple anagram.

 

[Mort Divine]

No.

It sure as fuck wasn't Oswald, you can't have an exit wound in your back when being shot from behind.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

It sure as fuck wasn't Oswald, you can't have an exit wound in your back when being shot from behind.

THe assination was staged by leanardo da vinci. Haven't you been paying attention?

 

[supseudonymous]

It sure as fuck wasn't Oswald, you can't have an exit wound in your back when being shot from behind.

Exit of the Bullet Against Pressure

If a bullet exits from the skin without any resistance other than the tissue resistance, an exit hold with subsidiary tears results. . . . If, however, the bullet exits from the skin against pressure from a firm or hard object in contact with the skin, the appearances of the exit wounds are different. . . . If the object in contact with the skin is hard and the bullet exits against considerable resistance from it, the exit wound may not only be round but it may show a rim of abrasion in its margins. Such exit wounds could easily be mistaken for entrance wounds. Exit wounds of this nature may be seen when the victim is lying on the ground or standing against a wall when shot and the exited bullet is stopped by the ground or the wall. They may also be caused when the exited bullet hits a belt, buckle, tough clothing or a similar object in tight contact with the skin.

-

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

FDR LET PEARL HARBOR HAPPEN.

It sure as fuck wasn't Oswald, you can't have an exit wound in your back when being shot from behind.

[serious] He didn't have an exit wound in his back but ok. [/serious]

 

[Mort Divine]

-

I'm fairly certain that Kennedy's personal doctor would be able to tell the difference between a messed up wound and a real exit wound.

 

[supseudonymous]

I'm fairly certain that Kennedy's personal doctor would be able to tell the difference between a messed up wound and a real exit wound.

And why are you so certain? Did this doctor have a lot of prior experience dealing with bullet wounds?

 

[s_a_o]

I always thought that Hitler was hiding in Antarctica, in one of his secret under-the-ice bases, but came to Texas just to shoot JFK. Then, of course, he went to the opera for some Wagner, played a little bridge, then retreated back to his little base. To see Abraham Lincoln. Because, you know, people with cool facial hair stick together.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

It was a crossbow bolt you fools.

 

[s_a_o]

No. Hitler killed JFK with flying swastika razors. Duh.