Conspiracy Thread

[ThisIsACoolName]

I always thought that Hitler was hiding in Antarctica, in one of his secret under-the-ice bases, but came to Texas just to shoot JFK. Then, of course, he went to the opera for some Wagner, played a little bridge, then retreated back to his little base. To see Abraham Lincoln. Because, you know, people with cool facial hair stick together.

Hitler faked his Parkinsons so that no one would ever suspect he could make such an excellent shot on JFK, also as preperation for all the shivering he was going to do in Antarctica.

All I'm saying is keep one eye on Michael J. Fox.

 

[supseudonymous]

No. Hitler killed JFK with flying swastika razors. Duh.

Yeah, thank god Elvis beat his skull in with a guitar afterwards, or who knows who Hitler might have assassinated next.

 

[s_a_o]

Will do. I saw him on that stupid Screen Actors Guild show on Bravo, and I just thought, "what a.... errr... shifty man". I'll keep my eyes peeled.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Did you know that Osama bin Laden and Dakota Fanning have never been seen in the same place at the same time?

Read between the lines, you fucking sheep.

 

[s_a_o]

Yeah, thank god Elvis beat his skull in with a guitar afterwards, or who knows who Hitler might have assassinated next.

And we all know that Michael Jackson jumped out of Elvis' anus, ate his cock off, and then killed him with his laser eyes.

 

[Evil?]

Ok you guys. I know this may sound far out, but just try and keep an open mind.

Michael J. Fox, is in reality one of Hitlers secret experiments.

You see, Hitler knew that he may die before his dream was realized. For this reason he had scientists create the being we now know as Michael J. Fox, to infiltrate the U.S. and win the hearts of its citizens. MJF would then fake Parkinson's and begin to advocate stem cell research. The very same stem cell research that will be used to one day create a perfect, stronger than before cloned baby Hitler. Also, Foghorn Leghorn is involved somehow.

Here is a pic that proves this.

EDIT:

Hitler faked his Parkinsons so that no one would ever suspect he could make such an excellent shot on JFK, also as preperation for all the shivering he was going to do in Antarctica.

All I'm saying is keep one eye on Michael J. Fox.

Holy shit, I did not even see this post before I made mine.
Great minds think alike.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

God... how did we not see it before?


MJF did those time travel movies as a warning that Hitler would one day cross through time to eat the universe.

 

[supseudonymous]

It's all so clear now. I have to kill Michael J. Fox. This is the sole purpose of my life.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

And we all know that Michael Jackson jumped out of Elvis' anus, ate his cock off, and then killed him with his laser eyes.

Who told you this? Cheney? Buffet?

Someone has hell to pay!

 

[Attilio II]

laugh it up. you created this thread to ignore certain truths you may be to scared to face.

wait, wait... insult me for this too. but remember who warned you

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

God... how did we not see it before?


MJF did those time travel movies as a warning that Hitler would one day cross through time to eat the universe.

It's Hitlette. And she has a far different purpose then you believe.

 

[skeptik]

at Attilio

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Hitler spelled backwards is Reltih.

Say Reltih quickly and what does it sounds like? Realtor.

Realtors sell houses. George W. Bush lives in the White House.

Open your eyes and face the truth people. If you're not too scared, that is.

 

[supseudonymous]

laugh it up. you created this thread to ignore certain truths you may be to scared to face.

wait, wait... insult me for this too. but remember who warned you

The resources you consume to stay alive would be much better used by others.

 

[Attilio II]

so if I lived in pre-WW2 Germany and said, "you know I bet Hitler had parliament burned himself." would you have ridiculed me for that? remember, everyone trusted Hitler at that time as well... look how that turned out

stop blindly believing what they tell you.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

so if I lived in pre-WW2 Germany and said, "you know I bet Hitler had parliament burned himself." would you have ridiculed me for that? remember, everyone trusted Hitler at that time as well... look how that turned out

Stop trying to talk about things that you simply do not know about.

 

[Attilio II]

Stop trying to talk about things that you simply do not know about.

explain how I don't know about this. otherwise, shut the fuck up

 

[s_a_o]

laugh it up. you created this thread to ignore certain truths you may be to scared to face.

wait, wait... insult me for this too. but remember who warned you

I'll send you a postcard in the near future -- you know, when they put a chip in my back.

explain how I don't know about this. otherwise, shut the fuck up

Welcome to the boards, babe.

 

[Blue_Jay]

wutever

JFK was assassinated by the CIA/Mafia

This is one of the funniest thread openers I have ever seen, completely random. *high five Mort for a good thread opener*

Jack Ruby conspiring to kill the person who killed JFK. Jack Ruby is actually affliated to my family, scaredly enough. My family talks about him everytime there's a family gathering like on Thanksgiving or something.

It's all so clear now. I have to kill Michael J. Fox. This is the sole purpose of my life.

I like his show Spin City a lot you know, it was one of the shows I watched while growing up. You have to kill me first before you kill him!!!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I like his show Spin City a lot you know, it was one of the shows I watched while growing up. You have to kill me first before you kill him!!!

I'm sure he wouldn't object.