I live in a cull de sac (or something like that) in a small town and it's absolutely shit.
I could go out, to one of the four pubs, and be served by one of the girls I'd be interested in and talk to the mothers of the girls I'm interested in, but I really can't be bothered.
There'd be a old guy propping up the roof who glares at me from walking in until I leave because I made his great great great granddaughter cry in primary school or something.
It's just beyond gay if you're a teenager here.