Eminem "Mushrooms"
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan - an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)
I said, 'Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C'mere, let's go in here' *knocks on the door*
Who's in the den?'
[Ron:] It's me and Kelly!
[Eminem:] My bad, (sorry) let's try another room
[Susan:] I don't trust you!
[Eminem:] Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
[Susan] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab
[Eminem:] Oh dag!!
[Susan] What?
[Eminem:] I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!