Coronavirus cases and deaths among UM members

[Onder]

We're not exactly a homogenous suite - peeps from all around the world, various ages, this could be interesting.

Report any cases of COVID-19 in this thread for future reference.

There's nothing to be ashamed of, some say it's kinda like the common flu.

If you report being infected and then stop posting we'll just assume you're dead but if you'd kindly ask someone from the family to report about your death in this thread that would be nice and spare us of speculations.

Good luck.

 

[Slammed]

Should be a poll, vote on who we want to get it.

 

[arg]

I’m going to a Dragonforce / Unleash the Archers concert tonight

 

[Onder]

I’m going to a Dragonforce / Unleash the Archers concert tonight

I don't know about corona but there's going to be a lot of STDs.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

We should weaponize the virus, turn it into a gas bomb, and drop it in the following places

1. a Bernie Sanders rally
2. The Mexican border
3. Turkey-EU refugee camps
4. Blurry’s homeless shelter

Also, Portland.

 

[CiG]

We should weaponize the virus, turn it into a gas bomb, and drop it in the following places

1. a Bernie Sanders rally
2. The Mexican border
3. Turkey-EU refugee camps
4. Blurry’s homeless shelter

That's pretty cool how you're willing to visit all these places.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

We should weaponize the virus, turn it into a gas bomb, and drop it in the following places

1. a Bernie Sanders rally
2. The Mexican border
3. Turkey-EU refugee camps
4. Blurry’s homeless shelter

Also, Portland.

+ every dirty wet market in the savage lands of china.

 

[arg]

That's pretty cool how you're willing to visit all these places.

I’m telling you man, if I do get corona my body will destroy it, and my blood will become the cure. Anyone who wants some will have to pay a shit ton of money, or if it’s an attractive female, surrender her ass to me

 

[CiG]

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

+ every dirty wet market in the savage lands of china.

I was thinking how it might be a blessing in disguise for China if the virus reaches the highest levels of government (*Insert "communism is already a virus" here* It really is, though).

 

[Sophii]

Its a damn shame people out here gettin viruses from cheap tasting beer.

 

[Slammed]

And to think the other day when I heard the stat that 38% of Americans will no longer drink Corona Beer I gave American's credit and thought there isn't that many stupid ones who would believe that

 

[Sophii]

I wish that were the real case of the coronavirus. Shit is fucking hilarious

You know how you fix the coronavirus? You add lyme disease

 

[CiG]

You know how you fix the coronavirus? You add lyme disease

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

And to think the other day when I heard the stat that 38% of Americans will no longer drink Corona Beer

no one out here who knows a thing or two about good beer touches that pisswater anyway.

I gave American's credit and thought there isn't that many stupid ones who would believe that

Hey, were not the ones stockpiling "dunny rolls"

 

[CiG]

Corona is for people who want to slam back beers without worrying about getting drunk or going broke.

 

[Sophii]

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Get mad bro

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Corona is for people who want to slam back beers without worrying about getting drunk or going broke.

... or people who have shit for taste. Tastes like pisswater, not beer.

 

[Sophii]

The only time I had a corona was when I had Little Carsars. And that was once

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

rice beers/adjunct lagers are absolute shit.