Coronavirus cases and deaths among UM members

[TechnicalBarbarity]

.... yea you two sound rather experienced with face-sitting.

 

[Slammed]

You're doing it all wrong TB, aint no one sitting in that picture.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... well yeah .... i already told you, im not experienced with buttcheeks sex.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

... well yeah .... i already told you, im not experienced with buttcheeks sex.

I did nazi that coming

 

[Slammed]

Oh I see the problem, you are geographically embarrassed.
The conversation wasn't about that part of the body, you've been aiming for the wrong part all these years!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

you've been aiming for the wrong part all these years!

but if i was then how did you come to be?

I did nazi that coming

ohhhh good one. Lulz.

Damn man, judging by your last few posts it looks like the 'rona has scrambled your brain more so than it regularly was.

 

[Slammed]

but if i was then how did you come to be?

In a test tube, my Dad was a wanker.
Hello Daddy!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

In a test tube, my Dad was a wanker.
Hello Daddy!

 

[Slammed]

Thank fuck you did despot and run away without waiting for the interest if you treat kids like that!

 

[CiG]

Damn he really slammed him over that bush.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Damn he really slammed him over that bush.

i did the same on the day of his conception. Slammed dat indian bush.

 

[Slammed]

Mum enjoyed it too, I remember reading the entry in her diary for the day I was born.
"Twenty two seconds of pure bliss and ecstasy nine months ago led me here. I have been blessed with a wonderful baby boy. He is living proof that the world's smallest dick does work at least once!"

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

He is living proof that the world's smallest dick does work at least once!"

 

[Einherjar86]

I imagine after your chubby wife's been sitting on your face, it smells about the same as wearing one of these for a few days, so I can see why it'd appeal to you.

TB has a wife? Does she know this?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

TB has a wife? Does she know this?

i was gonna reach out to you and ask what kind of coat hanger to use for our next abortion. Need some advise from the pros.

 

[Einherjar86]

Whatever man, at least I didn't have to dose my wife. We're pro-choice; that means we abort our children as a team.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

we abort our children as a team.

that's why i said pro's.

 

[Einherjar86]

 

[Bloopy]

Finally saw a live show last night for the first time in just over 3 months. Nothing spectacular, just a vague acquaintance's pop/rock band with a couple of other bands at a pub. Weird to think how fortunate we are that things only took that long to get back to relative normality here. I'll probably be able to keep up my habit of attending at least 50 gigs in a year.

Still, after 3½ weeks of no cases, our government gave themselves a bit of a scare by not having good control over 2 cases that arrived into the country. Hopefully that's as bad as it gets here from now on, but I guess later on we'll be vulnerable compared to countries that've been thoroughly buttfucked and cum out the other side of it.

 

[zabu of nΩd]