Damn You Auto Correct!

Morgan C

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Apr 23, 2008
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I am dying here:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

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I have a good one that would have been awesome on this:

Me and my G/F at the time got in a HUGE fucking fight cause the auto correct turned the term BBQ into BBW. Those of you that know me know that I shoot Fat Bitch porn or "BBW Porn". So the conversation went like this .....

Her: Hi Hun
Me: Hi
Her: What u doing
Me: Lunch
Her: whats for lunch
Me: BBW (supposed to be BBQ)
Her: FUCK YOU!! I KNEW YOU BEEN FUCKING THEM FAT CUNTS BEHIND MY BACK!

Worst day of my life I think. Took HOURS to explain to her that I meant BBQ, and had to show her the receipt.....lol
 
The best one so far is "Toothless Freshly" I'm still laughing about it.

The other day I messaged someone with an idea I had and he replied with "Goldbugs" (supposed to Goldmine)

I couldn't stop laughing
 
I've always hated predictive text and auto-correct and all of that crap. I type everything out manually when i text, I hardly ever abbreviate anything, I use punctuation and capitalization, and I've never once felt the need for assistance to speed things up. Whenever I try to use someone else's phone to send a text it drives me up the wall if they have that shit turned on.
 
hahaha ive made some pretty funny ones... i keep it on though cos it doesnt help more than it hurts, but when it hurts it does hurt haha