I have a good one that would have been awesome on this:
Me and my G/F at the time got in a HUGE fucking fight cause the auto correct turned the term BBQ into BBW. Those of you that know me know that I shoot Fat Bitch porn or "BBW Porn". So the conversation went like this .....
Her: Hi Hun
Me: Hi
Her: What u doing
Me: Lunch
Her: whats for lunch
Me: BBW (supposed to be BBQ)
Her: FUCK YOU!! I KNEW YOU BEEN FUCKING THEM FAT CUNTS BEHIND MY BACK!
Worst day of my life I think. Took HOURS to explain to her that I meant BBQ, and had to show her the receipt.....lol
I've always hated predictive text and auto-correct and all of that crap. I type everything out manually when i text, I hardly ever abbreviate anything, I use punctuation and capitalization, and I've never once felt the need for assistance to speed things up. Whenever I try to use someone else's phone to send a text it drives me up the wall if they have that shit turned on.