Dan Swanö Haikus

[Pate]

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[Chill 02]

Yes, I do, because I recall writing haikus six and eight. >_>



Dan Swanö once said:
"Nightingale is not a bird,
who cares about birds?"


Who can pull off keys
like Dan Swanö on Moontower?
Screw you Geddy Lee


Dan Swanö will read
All of these crazy haikus
I hope he laughs then

 

[wardwarf]

Mane like the lion
Flowing from a manly chest
The lord Dag Swanö

Bend me over now
And unleash that hot rubber
Piska mig, and ROCK

There is a shitty
Anthony Perkins film called
Edge of Sanity

(Part I)
Why is Dan not seen
As the greatest songwriter
In all of metal
(Part II)
Seriously, man
Can't beat Pan-Thy-Monium
And EOS ruled
(Part III)
Oh, Moontower too
Let's not forget Infestdead
And the Masquerade
(Part IV)
Try to prove me wrong
Show me something better, and
I'll show you Bloodbath

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Crimson One is God
Crimson Two is also God
How about a third?

 

[mattcira]

Dan Swano has
hairy arms
there's photos to prove it

Dan Swano has
a prominent brow and deepset eyes
according to this, chicks dig that sort of thing

Dan Swano combines words
and creates cool phrases such as
guitarsolo, drumkit, progrock, recordstore, vocaltrack

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Whoa, that's not 5-7-5! Rofl at the cavemen

Please rock in Melbourne
That would be the greatest thing
I would suck you all

 

[mattcira]

All that which is the power of Dan Swano cannot be contained by a series of single digits. His power transcends the mere semblance and suggestion of shape, color and form - and in so, is that which cannot be contained by mere Haiku.

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Shut up you retard
Haikus transcend everything
Stick that up your arse

 

[Maron]

Shut up you retard
Haikus transcend everything
Stick that up your arse

 

[Djm]

Second Sky Album
Dan's "Chinese Democracy"
Still being patient......

 

[Tumn]

So we need one for Dag!!

Dag Swanö is here
Ruler of theater guys'
Obscene positions

 

[AnTz0r]

musical midas
a golden touch with music
can't do anything wrong

an erte salat
or a biff på werners wise
meals for manly men

 

[Chill 02]

This thread is working
Lots of haikus are in here
Dan's gonna love it

 

[Jat]

I think Dag deserves one too.

Erik's hands on bass
and never on Dag's body
because he is straight!

 

[Tumn]

More Dag's!!!

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Haikus are not straight
So they could not be for Dag
He is much too straight

Why write them for Dan?
I sense some competition!
Which bro is straighter?

 

[wardwarf]

So we need one for Dag!!

Hey, my first two were all Dag. Who doesn't dig Dag?

 

[Dan Swanö]

you guys are wierd!!!

 

[Chill 02]

you guys are wierd!!!

No problemo, we
Were just doing our job, but
I forgot my pills

 

[BrandonS]

Pate wrote some haikus
I thought I would read them too
I thought they sucked ass.

I don't know Dag well,
so I can't really write one....
I'd pee in his butt.