Dan Swanö Haikus

[cenzu]

this is pretty f*cked up!
haikus, Chuck norris jokes uke:

what is wrong with you people!

:danceboy:
WANNA DANCE?

 

[chrisdoig24k]

you guys are wierd!!!

Write one on yourself
Then we will see the true Dan
Expressed in Haiku

 

[Lefthander]

Hare Dan!
Hare Swano!
Hare Dan!
Hare Swano!

repeat it till Dan record Moontower 2

 

[Chill 02]

this is pretty f*cked up!
haikus, Chuck norris jokes uke:

what is wrong with you people!

:danceboy:
WANNA DANCE?

Please rephrase that thing
In the form of a haiku
with five, seven, five

 

[cenzu]

you are so fucked up
this place is turning insane
haikus suck big ass!

 

[BrandonS]

I think it is cool
To finally see you guys
In your true gay form

 

[chrisdoig24k]

I concur with that.
Haikus are for weirdo queers.
Please stop them right now

This is a very great thread
I hope 'twill never be dead
Limerick rhymes
Are much more in time
And so it shall always be said

 

[BrandonS]

But limericks are hard to do
for your average everyday jew
so no-one will chat
because they are fat
and would rather go play in their poo

 

[chrisdoig24k]

There's a chance that I'm up for a chat
Admittedly I am quite fat
I won't write haiku
For I, unlike you
Can't just rhyme at the drop of a hat!

 

[BrandonS]

Well that's funny, my new silly friend
That your limerick skills you pretend
I thought you were smart,
but this breaks my heart,
Your intelligence I can't defend

Rhyming is a lyricist art.

 

[chrisdoig24k]

O, woe that you do not have faith
My rhyming is seriously ace
Although that one was shit
(You'd verify it)
My rhyming is will grate up your face!

 

[qwerty_qwerty]

The buried topic
Must be reborn
Cos Swano's music won't die!

 

[Naglfar]

This indeed is one of the greatest threads in heavy metal / rock history. I'm not writing this as a haiku SORRY GUYS

 

[qwerty_qwerty]

Dan Swano once recorded some cool coversongs
The treasure can't be hidden
So he put it on "Reinventing The Past"

Dan Swano once performed
Judas Priest's "Before the Dawn"
Will it be ever released?

Dan Swano once made
Beautiful soft stuff on one of the Moontower sessions
He released it via his homepage

Dan Swano once created
A band
He called it Nightingale

Dan Swano once sang
On the some Therion's songs
That sounds awesome!

Dan Swano once said
"EVERYBODY DOING ALRIIIIGHT!!!"
It was used in the great tribute song "Like Swano"

Akerfeldt left Bloodbath again
Dan Swano won't replace him
But he gave us "The Inheritance"!

Dan Swano didn't write here
Since April 30th, 2012
Does it mean that Second Sky's LP is near?

 

[Lord K]

This forum is an abomination.

 

[Tumn]

This forum is an abomination.

Not a Haiku! and neither is this!

This forum is an abomination
It is not Global Domination
Where we praise Lord K in masturbation

 

[Lord K]

When you put it like that, this forum is amazing.