arch - you'll be in charge of organizing yearly meetings where we will all dress like mikael, speak swedish, and eatexactly the same things band members eat on tour (
). you'll give us badges with the mind's i sign on them, and we'll hold fan-fiction contests about dark tranquillity fighting their daily struggle against nu metal and winning.
salmy - you'll take care of the weekly newsletter, keeping us updated on who some band members are dating, where they can be "spotted" spending their holidays, and reporting episodes of their childhood that can be loosely related to metal, such as - for instance - niklas inspecting minerals with his magnifying glass when he was five.