dead swedish black metal musicians, part #4

[Erik]

# IMPORTANT NEWS!!
After the departure from Hells Metal Festival in Germany the Bestial crew went to Sweden Rock Festival, where Bundy and Devilpig ended up in a fight. Due to Devilpigs high alcoholconsumation he ended up in a coma after the fight and 2 days later he was confirmed as dead and the doctors pulled the plug! His last wish was that "Chainsaw fucking down the church" would be played on bagpipe, this will not happen and...

Bestial Mockery have now went down into the grave!

There will still be several releases out in the coming year since much is recorded. But now you must fuck off!

/Bestial Mockery

 

[Night Mare]

How odd.

 

[Nico]

Now THAT'S how you handle tragedy!

 

[circus_brimstone]

Now THAT'S how you handle tragedy!

 

[General Zod]

Dearest Erik,

Given you're one of Sweden's brightest minds, would you kindly help your fellow countrymen create stage names less moronic than Devlipig and Ghoul? I'm finding it quite difficult to see the tragedy in the untimely passing of someone named Devilpig. Thanks.

Hugs and Kisses,

Zod

 

[MajestikMøøse]

His last wish was that "Chainsaw fucking down the church" would be played on bagpipe, this will not happen and...

 

[skeptik]

this news is soooooooooo yesterday

 

[NAD]

I think it's about time we get some Blut Und Ehre tributes to all these fallen comrades.

There will still be several releases out in the coming year since much is recorded. But now you must fuck off!

'kin brilliant.

 

[Hell Mike]

Dearest Erik,

Given you're one of Sweden's brightest minds, would you kindly help your fellow countrymen create stage names less moronic than Devlipig and Ghoul? I'm finding it quite difficult to see the tragedy in the untimely passing of someone named Devilpig. Thanks.

Hugs and Kisses,

Zod

Devilpig is a VON song

 

[dill_the_devil]

Damn... I quite liked Bestial Mockery too.

NP: "Tyrant Of Hell's Land"

 

[NAD]

haha I remember this one kid up the street from me (15 years ago or so) used to sing "Suicide is so ambica" all the time and I asked him "the hell does that mean?" "oh, it means suicide is cool, you know, ambica" and it wasn't until years later that I realized his dumbass was just mistranslating some Ozzy lyrics for Suicide Solution: "suicide is slow with liquor." Idiot.

Also lol @ http://www.tjcenter.org/ArtOnTrial/ozzy.html

 

[dill_the_devil]

the lyrics, tones, and pounding rhythm of Osbourne's music had the cumulative effect of encouraging self-destructive behavior.

Should have stuck with the first four Sabbath albums.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

next up: footbalm dies in freak hellmötorbike accident

haha I remember this one kid up the street from me (15 years ago or so) used to sing "Suicide is so ambica" all the time and I asked him "the hell does that mean?" "oh, it means suicide is cool, you know, ambica" and it wasn't until years later that I realized his dumbass was just mistranslating some Ozzy lyrics for Suicide Solution: "suicide is slow with liquor." Idiot.

haha, that's fuckin ambica

 

[Impudent]

What the hell?! Why the fuck is everyone dying now?! I just got into this band a couple of months ago, too!

 

[Guthrum]

Wait, this is real? I thought it was Erik making up stuff again.

 

[skeptik]

Yeah, I read about it yesterday, as I made sure to note twice now.

 

[dorian gray]

Metal really attracts the best and brightest in the music world.

 

[lizard]

News release exclusive:

Requests have poured in to our press agent's office requesting our reaction to the recent spate of swedish black metal deaths. We have no comment. Our feelings are locked away deep within the fetid bowels of Satan, as are our musical efforts and it is at his whim to expel them at his leisure into the Commode of Life.

/Blut und Ehre

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Demonspell]

I think drunk threads should be referred to as alcohol consumation threads from this point on...