Dead Winter The Double Post

-Would you like something to read?
-Do you have anything light?
-How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"
 
-Would you like something to read?
-Do you have anything light?
-How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"
"What can you make out of this?"
"Well I can make a brooch, or a funny hat, or a terradactyl!"

"THE TOWER, THE TOWER! RAPUNZEL, LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!"
 
-You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
-What is it?
-It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.
 
- "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
- "A hospital - what is it?"
- "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
 
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified
 
Jesus God, there may be hope for some of you yet.

I never in a million years would've thought you could appreciate the hilarity of Airplane.