dear beloved carmelito bar

[minxnim]

you are so amazing you should probably be outlawed. you are committing warcrimes against my body fat composition.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

...

 

[minxnim]

i'm going to blow up like a fucking suicide bomber.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

i'm going to blow up like a fucking suicide bomber.

 

[minxnim]

okay. i officially ATE TOO MUCH already.

 

[xfer]

how come preppy can get all political without taking shit from azal for it!

 

[goatschool]

how come preppy can get all political without taking shit from azal for it!

there is a famous line in a song by this man... that answers your question.

 

[xfer]

his advice sucks. the best thing he could do is tell me how to make really good rotisserie chicken.

 

[minxnim]

because i look way better in a dress than you do xfer. life is tough all around, eh?

 

[xfer]

maybe i need to start shaving my legs.

 

[minxnim]

why not? ya hairless freak.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I thought you already did...

 

[xfer]

no, just, you know, bikini wax type stuff.

 

[azal]

I never bash on your suicide bomber jokes dude, those are funny.

the political posturing stuff is what is totally aids.

plus xfer, yer perti enuf ta kiss.

 

[minxnim]

hey azal, did you know corn mo played again last night at the tribeca!

 

[xfer]

 

[azal]

damn. That guy needs to hit NJ soon. he rules.

 

[minxnim]

shit, there was some other show i saw and i was like 'i wonder if azal would go to that!?!?!' and then everyone was like 'who?' and i tried to play it off. i will check tonight.

also, i am going to try to convince you to do AIDS walk in NYC azal. it's my mission.

 

[xfer]

this might be the first time i don't do AIDS walk in a few years. i gotta convince my roommate that she still needs to come along even though our friend isn't setting it up anymore.

last year i waved a rainbow flag and directed people to the finish line instead of walking!

 

[minxnim]

i get to walk with one of those snooty badges that say i work for the head agency and people like, pat me on the back and cheer for me.
hah.
last year i didnt do AIDS walk because i did like, 4 other marathons and shit.