dear watermelon.

[minxnim]

oh my god. you are so good! i am glad i got you (even though you cost too much) you're so good, in fact... that i am going to save 3 big peices of you and bring you home for freddy, since he will love you too.

xoxo amanda

 

[Eirik]

dear amanda.

I did indeed enjoy you wrapping your lips around me... I love being eaten out. And I am sure that Freddy will appreciate it as well, though of course, this means no more for me..

Ah well.. 'tis my purpose in life to please so.. remember me..

xoxo watermelon.

 

[minxnim]

sorry i killed you watermelon.


xoxo amanda

 

[xfer]

dear god,

thank you for making watermelons taste like watermelons and NOT like watermelon jolly ranchers.

xoxo,

alex

 

[minxnim]

AGREED
(but hair that smells like watermelon jolly ranchers is okay)
x

 

[lizard]

was it a seedless watermelon.

 

[FrostGiant]

Watermelon jolly ranchers rock, but not as much as grape.

 

[goatschool]

dear eirik from norway,

it appears you are attempting to grow a watermelon in that sig.

perhaps you can answer, with clarity, why, in fact, the euro of the species displays their signature files in the manner of a peacock and with the depth of a fanny pack?

xoxoxo - nick

 

[xfer]

 

[lizard]

 

[minxnim]

yes it was seedless!

 

[Eirik]

dear eirik from norway,

it appears you are attempting to grow a watermelon in that sig.

perhaps you can answer, with clarity, why, in fact, the euro of the species displays their signature files in the manner of a peacock and with the depth of a fanny pack?

xoxoxo - nick

In order to address this I must meditate upon the question for an unspecified, yet blatantly obvious amount of hours... one thing is for sure...

the thing in my sig is.. a Kiwi..

and they're horrendously cute..

 

[xfer]

don't worry, nick, I understood what you meant!

 

[Eirik]

I did too but I didn't want to reply to something that I have no insight in...

My sig has more depth than a fannypack, dammit!

 

[goatschool]

eirik, ps:



------------

dear xfer,

 

[FrostGiant]

Kiwis come from New Zealand.

 

[goatschool]

dear UM,

assholes.

- n

 

[Eirik]

We're hosting an exchange student from New Zealand and I asked him what the Kiwi deal was about and he lectured me on the c00te little bird..

it can't fly..

it's like a dodo..

but you can't have 'em as pets..

I want one

 

[lizard]

but what if he were to hop on your head and start rapping on your skull with that freaking beak.

 

[FrostGiant]

Around here Kiwis are fastpitch players (mostly pitchers) that are from New Zealand.