Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Undefined]

... Ok this is the game. You look at the person above you and make up some crazy wild shit about them. Like what would be their fictional 'deep dark secret'. Either come up with something funny based upon something you know about the person, or just comeout of left field with some really crazy shit.

Remember this thread is just a joke, and in the interest of entertainment, so have fun. No vendettas allowed. Don't take anything personally, and if you do don't post here.

So I'm the first victim. But I'll give an example for everyone so they see what I mean. (It'll be similar to the describe the person above you thread in a sense, but more specific. ie/ the person below me would say something like

'^sticks shampoo bottles up his ass in the bathtub' [btw, that's not tr00 ] But do you see my point. Now, let's get the ball rolling, this should be fun!

 

[Saartje]

wants to have a gay relationship with Alexi

 

[Krakatau]

^ Talks to his pubes.

 

[Undefined]

^ likes feeling the warmth of fresh dogshit in his hands

lol: @ what krakatau said)

 

[GhostOfBodom]

Puts fresh dog shit up his ass because he likes the warmth up there but is too Canadian to get anyone to like him.

 

[Kayos]

Likes to fantasise about inappropriate interaction with Laiho.
Wait...we were supposed to say things that weren't true weren't we?

 

[GhostOfBodom]

Has a picture of Alexi with a carrot where his penis should be

 

[Undefined]

^ Wishes he was that carrot

(LMAO @ KAYOS' POST )

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

^wish he had it in his mouth

 

[GhostOfBodom]

Has sex with the dismembered hand he found in his garden.

 

[Undefined]

^ Has starred in the following gay porn movies under the name Buck Stradlin:

EDWARD PENISHANDS
MOULIN SPLOOGE
GOOD ASSTERNOON
THE LEGEND OF TEA-BAGGER VANCE
ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST

 

[Nerve]

^ Is fun

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

^has been the first guy who told me a certain thing (a good thing, let's say)

edit: post jumped, it was for Heartless

 

[Draznog]

^does not like spegetti.

 

[Undefined]

^ used to be a gay pirate

(Remember, this is the 'deep dark secrets' thread. You have to make up something humourous that could be a deep secret this person would hypothetically have, something they wouldnt want other people to know [if it were true], that's the fun of it )

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

has some wild fantaisies on some girls of this forum and have sweet dreams about them

 

[Draznog]

^tried to rape alexi

 

[GhostOfBodom]

Did rape Alexi but after refusing to offer a reach around had his penis cut off and replaced up his ass by Alexi.

 

[Undefined]

^ owns a deck of Homer-themed erotic playing cards

 

[GhostOfBodom]

Yes that might be true but I did swap them with you for a pack of erotic David Hasselhoff playing cards.